The Art of Apple Picking: A Hilarious Adventure

As our hosts, Corinne and Rob, embarked on their latest challenge, "Man vs. Pin," they found themselves in the midst of an apple orchard. Their task was to pick apples for today's project, which they had cleverly dubbed "apple swans." Corinne joked that she didn't want to do this, but Rob convinced her to give it a try. As they began their search, Corinne quipped that she thought they should just pick the apples off the ground, rather than climbing trees. Rob chuckled and replied that he wasn't sure if that was exactly what they meant by "apple picking."

Despite the initial levity, the duo soon discovered that the task at hand was not as easy as it seemed. Corinne lamented that all of the apples were moldy, while Rob expressed his dismay at having waited until the last minute to start their search. As they trudged through the orchard, they encountered a pair of cows and donkeys, Cinnamon and Sugar, who had been put on a special diet by their owners. Corinne playfully whispered to Rob that she thought the animals wanted the apples, and Rob laughed in response.

As they continued their search for the perfect apples, Corinne and Rob began to brainstorm ideas for their project. They decided to start with an apple face challenge, which would allow them to create a fun and lighthearted video. Corinne joked that she was going to make some "apple-gram" content, using her Instagram handle, Slash Corinneleigh. Rob laughed at this idea and playfully referred to it as an "apple-gram."

As they began to peel and prepare their apples, the duo discovered that it wasn't as easy as it looked. Corinne used a paring knife to carve out various designs on the apple surfaces, while Rob employed a spoon to create different facial expressions. Rob joked that he was making "f*cking faces" in his apples, which made Corinne laugh.

Throughout their process, Corinne and Rob bantered back and forth, exchanging jokes and witty remarks. They playfully teased each other about their lack of preparation and the difficulty of the task at hand. Despite the challenges they faced, however, they remained in high spirits and continued to work together to complete their project.

As they neared the end of their apple-picking adventure, Corinne and Rob reflected on their experience. They had learned that sometimes, even the most daunting tasks can be accomplished with a positive attitude and a sense of humor. And who knows? Maybe one day they'll create an "apple-gram" that will go viral on Instagram.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enCorinne: ...Yeah, it's, it's dorkyCorinne: Why are you making me do this?Rob: Hey what's up you're watching Man vsCorinne: Corinne vs PinRob: We're out here in the, uh, apple orchardsRob: uh, trying to pick some apples for today's projectRob: You guys have been challenging us to do apple swans?Rob: and I figured since we're here, might as well, whatRob: make some apples pies?Corinne: ..Apple tarts.Rob: We're just going to do all the apple thingsCorinne: I got one.Rob: YeahCorinne: Nope nope that's not goodRob: Here's a couple..nope never mindRob: Oh I see one over here. Hold one, let me get itRob: Oh yeah look at that one, huh?Rob: I don't know, I think when they mean apple pickingRob: I think we just gotta pick them up off the groundRob: Right?Corinne: They're all moldyRob: Oh no that's grossRob: I told you we shouldn't have waited until the last f*cking minuteRob: I didn't actually tell you that.Corinne: Hot out here tooCorinne: I don't know if we're going to find any applesRob: not with that f*cking attitudeCorinne: Yeah I think we're gonna have to go to the storeRob: Wow, this whole adventure has been pretty fruitless. Corrine: HaRob: There they are. We found them. I see 'emRob: Look at all these apples. Look at this little baby apple.Corinne: AwwCorinne: It's so cute. Ugh I think that's bird poop on it.Rob: Yup that's bird poopCorinne: These ones are high I can't really reach 'emCorinne: I gotta get the low ones. The low hanging fruit. *both laughing*Rob: Pick some better looking ones.Corinne: These ones are pretty!Corinne: Oh. I guess the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.Rob: Aye-o!Rob: This is the apple. The apple of my eyeRob: You can check her out on uh, InstagramRob: Slash Corinneleigh. For this amazing apple-gram.Rob: Apple-gram!Corinne: Ahh sh*t that's why there's so many apples on the groundCorinne: because the ap-holes (apples) like meRob: *Laughing* oh god this is gonna be a terrible video.Rob: Alright that's about it. Got a whole basket over hereRob: I can't carry any more.Corinne: I need these 5 more.*Rob groaning*Corinne: Alright one more, one more, one more.Rob: Ooooh can we.Corinne: 2 more, 2 more.Rob: Okay that's enoughCorinne: Alrighhtt!Rob: Here we go!Rob: Alright we got our apples!Corinne: *whispers* Donkeys.Rob: Oh god d*mn it, donkeysCorinne: You know I like a good a**Corinne: You think he wants the apple? Shh don't tell anyone, alright?Corinne: *whispers* Don't tell anyone. Okay.Rob: The cows and donkeys, Cinnamon and Sugar,love your attention. But their owners have put them on a special dietThank you for not feeding them.Corinne: Oops I didn't see that sign.Rob: Sorry, sorry.Rob: Alright! We got our apples! *Corinne clapping*Rob: We f*cking did it.Corinne: Look at them apples.Rob: You know throughout the years we've had,a ton of f*cking apple requests.So we've gotCorinne: Three challenges.Rob: Three.Corinne: The apple heads, the apple swan, and the apple rosesRob:Yes.Corinne: Let's get started shall we?Rob: Oooo.Corinne: Yeah, see how I just threw that in there.Rob: NiceCorinne: You didn't even know.Rob: I didn't even f*cking expect that sh*tRob: Well we sho-Corinne: So we start with the bong right?Rob: No we can't. No we don't-Corinne: So what I think what we should start with is theapple faces, because then we can make some apple cider punch.Rob: Ohh d*mn.Corinne: And you know we like to start these things out with a little cocktail!Corinne: All we got to do is pick an apple.Rob: Oh ok, yeah, alright.Corinne: What's wrong with this apple?Rob: This apple looks like sh*t.Corinne: That's a bad appleRob: Ugh. Are you sure these apples are even good?Corinne: *laughs* Alright, so I feel like this project is pretty easy, umm??Rob: I got a.. like a potato peeler. Is that what you do? You take a little...Corinne: Yeah any type of peeler.Rob: So I'm peeling mine here, and I'm only doing like half of the apple.Rob: uh, and then I got this little spoon?Rob:Just making some f*cking faces in it. This is a upset looking face,Rob: this guy is not happy. This one's like a weird alien.Rob: This is some weird f*cking sh*t going on over here with my apples.Corinne: You're using a spoon? Rob: Yeahh! What are you using?Corinne: A paring knife .Rob: Oh.Corinne: It's really easy (Rob mimics Corinne): \"I'm using a paring knife\"*Corinne Laughs*Corinne: That's what Martha told me to do alright!Corinne: and mine look pretty freaking cuteCorinne: They all have their own little personalitiesCorinne: They all have, you know, their little names nowCorinne: This is FredRob: OohCorinne: and GeorgeRob: He's cute, yeahCorinne: OK, I just read Harry Potter, so all I can think of is the Harry Potter namesCorinne: I really like 'em! Thanks Martha.Rob (in mocking tone): Martha Martha Martha! *Corinne Laughs*Corinne: You're not-You're not doing it right, you're supposed to cut the apples in half like what I'm doing.Rob: No, the one I saw, it was like a half faceCorinne: Yeah, you cut the apple in half and then you can have two faces per appleRob: No, I don't think it's going to float right.Corinne: That's exactly how you're supposed to do it!Rob: No you're not!Corinne: YES!Rob: What!?Corinne: That's what it says!Rob: You're reading a different blog than I am.Corinne: I mean, I'm reading something so, I think that's the difference here.Rob: That's true, I just looked at the pictures...Corinne: Yeah, EXACTLY!Rob: I don't even like apples, I'm not gonna eat these f*cking things *Corrine laughs*Corinne: You're an appleRob: DAYYYYYUUMMMM ANNOYING ORANGE REFERENCE IN THE HOOUSEEE!Annoying Orange: You're an apple.Rob: Alright so let's make this f*cking punch!Corinne: Alright! I think we should use some of theapple cider we got from the orchard.Rob: *snaps* Good f*cking idea.Corinne: So, apple ciderRob: *Shakes cider*Corinne: ...Okay...Rob: Look at thatRob: Boom, cider.Corinne: I don't know where this is coming from but,Corinne: Iced tea?Rob: Yeah!Rob: And some Ginger Beer.Corinne: Oh.Rob: And then some.. CanadianRob: Club small batched whiskeyCorinne: In honor of our Canadian friends..Corinne: Aaah! Rob: Oh yeahhhCorinne: That's a lot of whiskey...*Rob laughs*Rob: That's not enough. Whew! Alright.Corinne: This is the most exciting part.Rob: I'm putting them in and let's see what happens.Corinne: Ohhhh! DAYYUMRob: Ohh shhh*tRob: Not bad.Corinne: Ok lemme do one moreCorinne: Cause, look at this little face.Corinne: This is Voldemort. I did think of Voldemort because of the nose.Corinne: OH YEAH!Rob: D*mn.Corinne: Let's see how yours do dawg.Rob: Alright here we go!*Corinne laughs**Corinne laughing*Rob: God d*mnit!Rob: Here hold on I'm gonna try this one.Corinne: OkayRob: I think this one's gonna have a little bit more- there.*Corinne laughing again*Rob: SH*T!Corinne: That's why you cu-, you have to cut them in half!Rob: F*ck. Oh!Corinne: Aww. That's a sad apple.Rob: That's some bullsh*t!Corinne: *cute voice* See this guy!Rob: Yeah f*ck that guy.*Corinne giggles*Corinne: I feel like they would've looked a lot better too if I put them in the oven.*Rob mocking Corinne*Rob: God d*mnit.Corinne: No no no no no!Rob: Wh- wh-Corinne: You can't use your ha-Rob: I'm gonna cut them in half!Corinne: Noooo!Corinne: You gotta take 'em out with your face!*Rob chuckling*Corinne: Bob for that sh*t!Rob: I- bobbing for apples... not that hard.Corinne: Oh yeah?Corinne: Wai- wh wh wh waitCorinne: Let me get a cocktail first.Corinne: Cause I don't want your face juice in my cocktail.*Rob groaning*Corinne: Thank you.Rob: We exchange face juices all the time.Corinne: Ewww!Corinne: God, no one wants to hear about that.Rob: This is f*cking easy.Rob: There's a f*cking trick to it.Corinne: What's the trick?*Rob slurping*Rob: You drink all the stuff down first.Corinne: Ohhh. I see!Rob: Whew thats strong!Corinne: Eww.Corinne: Ohhhhh!Rob: Done.*Rob burps*Rob: Alright!Rob: Now, I'm gonna cut mine in half here.Corinne: Use a godd*mn cutting board!Rob: Alright. Let's give it a go.Rob: Boom! Look at that!Corinne: See! Why didn't you cut them in half in the first place?Rob: I don't know, I didn't get that far in the directions.Corinne: So many people suggested this next pin because they just want to see if you'll cut yourself.Rob: Where are the knives?Corinne: We're all a little... nervous.Rob: Alright so in order to do this I just watchedRob: Grant Thompson's, the king of random's video,Rob: Cause that motherf*ckers got it down on lock!Corinne: Yeah, his apple swans look pretty nice.Corinne: Yeah I mean I feel like... It seems pretty easy.Rob: Super simple.Corinne: Unfortunately, I'm not doing well.Rob: What are you talking about? Mine's f*cking gliding like f*cking butter over here.Corinne: I was okay in the first couple of steps, but then like my little things are too small.Rob: Oh you're not doing it right at all.Corinne: And then I'm kinda confused as to which way they go..Rob: Oh sh*t which way do they go?Corinne: I don't know.Rob: Oh f*ckRob: I did mine the wrong way!*Corinne laughs*Rob: It looks like the swan's got a d*ck!*Corinne laughing*Rob: Ohhh f*ck.Corinne: Your wings are a lot better than mine and, I just realized I accidentally ate a piece of my wing...Rob: *laughing* Whattt?Corinne: I thought it was the other part of the apple this part and-Rob: You just ate it?Corinne: ....I just ate it.Corinne: If you hold it at a certain angle,Corinne: it's not that bad-Rob: OhhhhRob: You gotta hold your's at an angle? Hold on let's compare them side by side.Rob: Let's see that.Corinne: See mine looks cute. Mines a baby duckCorinne: Mine is a little babyRob: Mine.... kinda looks like an a**hole.Rob: What is that over here?*Corinne laughing*Rob: Let's look at this side over hereCorinne: Nooo! It looks good! See!?Rob: What the f*ck?Corinne: But see his head kinda like he's sleeping. You know what I mean? He's sleeping.Rob: Man, your swan is f*cked up!Rob: Oh, yours is all fu- what is thi-Corinne: Stop breaking it!Rob: Noo I didn't break- this are you hiding this little piece?*Corinne laughing*Rob: This piece didn't even make it!Corinne: You broke it!Rob: What is that? That's not even part of the same apple!Corinne: Yes it is!Rob: What is happening over here?*Corinne giggling*Rob: Next project!Corinne: The most exciting one!Rob: Apple... roses!Corinne: ...tarts.Rob: Apple tart roses!Corinne: Suggested by SurfergirlKendallRob: Who on every.. single.. videoRob: That we have ever made on YouTubeRob: Commented for us to do Apple roses. THAT is f*cking dedication!Corinne: She rose to the occasion!Rob: Ohhh d*mn!Rob: I didn't see that one coming from a mile away!Rob: You're funny!Corinne: NoRob: You are a funny f*cking person!Corinne: ...maybe.Rob: Good for you!Rob: I don't even f*cking know how to make these f*cking things I gotta ma- I gotta watch the video!Corinne: What video?Rob: You just put in 'apple roses' on YouTube and boom!Rob: You get the apple roses video.Corinne: Huh.Rob: This is what im basing my sh*t off of.Rob: Seven million views can't be wrong!Corinne: Hmm. Interesting.Rob: I mean it's pretty f*cking simple over on this end.Rob: You just slice the apples up, try not to f*cking cut your fingers offRob: Just throw them in the microwave for like 2... 3 minutes?Corinne: Microwave?Rob: Yeah, yeah, yeah you put that sh*it in the microwave for-Corinne: Why???Rob: Well, you p- you got- you gotta put some water in it,Rob: and then the water, kinda like makes them softer so that way when you cook 'em...Rob: uh, and when you roll them togeth- I don't f*cking know! The god d*mn directions just said to put them in the microwave!Corinne: I'm not using the microwaveRob: Yeah. I figured.Rob: Alright. I'm using this puff pastry, over here.Rob: This is a-Corinne: That's not puff pastryRob: Yes it is, it puffs up.. when you cook itCorinne: That's a croissant.. roll.Corinne: And puff pastry is something totally different.Rob: Puff pastry is any pastry that puffs when you cook it.Corinne: NopeRob: Could be croissant, could be biscuits, donuts, whatever the f*ck it is,Rob: Puff, when you cook it. Puff pastry.Corinne: You donut know what you're talking about.Rob: Uh, putting a little apple butter which we got from the same god d*mn farm.Corinne: Apple-licous!Rob: Keep it local.Rob: I put them down on the dough and put a little cinnamonRob: And I rolled that sh*t up and that looks like a f*ckingRob: beautiful!Rob: a beautiful rose.Rob: Look at that! What a f*cking brilliant god d*mn idea!Corinne: I mean it looks okay, but.... there's a couple missteps you have taken.Rob: What? I don't think so.Corinne: Well I read a bunch of reviews of this method-Rob: Jesus christ you and your f*cking reviewsCorinne: A lot of people said the puff pastry is no buenoRob: hmmCorinne: So I'm not going that route.Corinne: and I'm definitely not using the microwave. I cut up my apple,Corinne: and put that sh*t in a pot of water, and softened my apples that way.Corinne: With a little bit of lemon juice, and some sugar.Corinne: That's rightRob: F*cking Betty god d*mn Crocker over hereCorinne: Yeah. I'm also making a little apple covering if you will.Corinne: With some brown sugar, and some butter,Corinne: and a little bit of cinnamon,Corinne: and then I'm gonna.. soak my apples in that for a little while.Corinne: So what I'm doing, is using pie crustCorinne: and I'm cutting little 3 inch rounds out.Corinne: Mini pie crusts here.Corinne: Then I just put that down in my muffin tin-Rob: Hah! In your muffin tin!*Rob laughing*Corinne: AND THEN*Rob laughing*Corinne: and then, I very simply placed my apples like this, but the thing is,Corinne: It's really difficult to roll up the apples.Corinne: So you gotta, like, just gotta start with a few of em'Corinne: Look at this beautiful rose shape I already have!Rob: Mine was-, mine were super simple too.Corinne: It doesn't matter 'cause mine's gonna taste so much better and it already looks prettier.Corinne: So you just put that right in there,Corinne: and then you stack more apple pieces around it,Corinne: and look at these beautiful f*cking roses!Corinne: THIS is a masterpiece.Rob: I mean...Corinne: I can see dough all in the middle of yours.Rob: Yours aren't even red, yours are like sh*tty brownCorinne: It doesn't-, they're not sh*tty brownCorinne: There's other colors of roses.Rob: Yeah well why wouldn't you use a red apple to make red roses?Corinne: I did!Corinne: I did use a red apple...Rob: Ok, welp.Corinne: It had other colors..Rob: Let's just put them in the f*king oven.Corinne: How long are they even supposed to be in there?Rob: I dunno.Corinne: If I were to venture a guess it would be 10 minutes.Rob: Alright I'm gonna believe you.Corinne: Why is it so smokey in here?Rob: Did we leave it on too long?Corinne: I dunno maybe.Corinne: I didn't really look at the time so..Rob: Holyyy sh*tCorinne: Are they ready?Rob: I dunno!Rob: It's like a f*cking fajita coming out of Chili's!*Corinne's apples sizziling*Corinne: Your's looks weeeirdRob: NoooCorinne: Your's are like.. \"Okay that's a rose, yeah I get it.Corinne: I get what you're doing there, I get it.\"Corinne: Mines like \"Wow, look at how much this actually looks like a rose!\"Corinne: DON'T TOUCH IT!Rob: Aw, yeah look at that! There we go!Corinne: Got them side by side.Rob: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got your little f*cking side by side comparison hereCorinne: This one's really creative. It really reminds me of a rose.Rob: Yeah no these-, this looks great.Rob: This one looks like there's a f*cking croissant f*cking puffing up in the middle of it.Rob: This one not so bad but, that is a-, that is a god d*mn beautiful rose!Rob: It's a beautiful rose!*Corinne giggles*Corinne: I think it all lies in the taste test though so..Corinne: Just give 'em a go.Rob: I'm going for mine first.Corinne: Of course.*Rob screaming**Corinne laughing*Rob: F*CK!Corinne: I think we should let them cool down a little bit.Rob: F*ck!Corinne: Ahh! It's scary, it's still hot.Rob: Mmm!Corinne: Very gooey still, just pointing that out.Corinne: The plus is that it tastes like a croissant so..Rob: Alright, I'm gonna try yours now.Corinne: Be very careful!Rob: Ooh. F*ck..Rob: Your's is so much better than mine.*Corinne laughing*Rob: That is delicious. I dunno if it's just cause I'm-Corinne: Been hittin' that apple bong?*Laughing*Rob: I was gonna say it's because I've had one too many of these.Corinne: OhCorinne: But the crust right!?!Rob: The crust is delicious!Corinne: I mean, if we wanna break it down, really...Rob: Break it down!Corinne: My tart was definitely a little tartier...Corinne: My apples floated right away...Rob: Well my swan f*cking killed it!Corinne: Your swan had a hard-on.Rob: That's true.Rob: Alright, well if you have any future, uh, project suggestions for Man vs. Corinne vs. Pin,Rob: you can leave them down in the comments below.Rob: Like up, subscribe, blah blah blahRob: Go check out our personal channelsCorinne: OhRob: We have videos over there.Rob: We'll see you around here next time.*snip snip snip*Corinne: Wait! Just a-Rob: What? What?Corinne: No apple picking minute, that doesn't...Rob: Really? You're stopping the whole f*cking end of the video for that?*Corinne laughing*Rob: Oh no.Corinne: I'm trying to think of some funny apple jokes.Rob: Okay, you can f*cking- you think about it.*Corinne laughing*Corinne: I can't think of any.Corinne: Hey you know what I stand on?Corinne: An apple box!Rob: Ahhhhhh that's funny!Rob: That's funny.Rob: You're so funny.Corinne: Shut up.\n"