DUDE. STOP.

The Game That Got Away: A Journey of Frustration and Emotion

To begin with, I had high hopes that this game would be fun to play. I was excited to dive into its world and see what it had to offer. Unfortunately, my first attempt was met with a series of bugs and glitches that made it difficult for me to even get started. The game's developers seemed to have anticipated this, as they had clearly labeled the page in the rulebook where I should begin.

As I attempted to follow the instructions, I found myself becoming increasingly frustrated. The game seemed designed to antagonize me, with every action I took resulting in unintended consequences. For example, when I tried to simply observe a straight painting, I was suddenly faced with a barrage of prompts and questions that left me feeling confused and overwhelmed. It was as if the game was trying to drive me mad.

Despite my best efforts, I found myself becoming more and more agitated as I played on. The game seemed to be designed to push my buttons, to see just how far it could go before I reached my breaking point. And yet, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't seem to make progress. It was like the game was playing a cruel joke on me, taunting me with its seemingly impossible challenges.

At one point, I found myself feeling so frustrated that I needed to take a break and step away from the game. I walked into the bathroom, hoping to clear my head and come back to the task at hand with a fresh perspective. But even there, I couldn't escape the feeling of being watched and judged by the game.

As I sat in the bathroom stall, I couldn't help but feel a sense of disappointment and frustration. Had I been too hasty in my initial judgment of the game? Was it truly as terrible as I thought it was? Or had I simply been unlucky, stuck with a particularly difficult level?

When I finally emerged from the bathroom, I was determined to press on. But even that proved to be more challenging than I expected. The game seemed to have taken on a life of its own, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't seem to make progress.

Eventually, I found myself stumbling upon a level that seemed relatively easy compared to the ones that had come before it. And yet, even as I made my way through this level, I couldn't shake the feeling that something was off. The game seemed to be playing tricks on me, hiding its true nature behind a veneer of normalcy.

As I progressed further into the game, I began to realize just how much I had been manipulated by its designers. The game wasn't just a simple exercise in violence and aggression - it was a masterclass in psychological manipulation. And I had fallen right into its trap.

Despite my initial disappointment and frustration, I couldn't help but feel a sense of respect for the game's designers. They had created something truly remarkable, a work of art that was both beautiful and terrifying. And as I finally emerged from the game, exhausted and drained, I couldn't help but wonder what other secrets it held.

The game may have gotten away from me, but it had also left an indelible mark on my psyche. It had shown me just how far I could be pushed before I reached my breaking point - and it had done so with style and panache. As I walked away from the computer, I couldn't help but feel a sense of awe at the game's sheer audacity.

And yet, even as I looked back on my experience, I couldn't shake the feeling that something was off. Was this really just a game, or was it something more? And what did the glowing red light mean, anyway?

As I pondered these questions, I couldn't help but feel a sense of wonder at the world of video games. They were a strange and wondrous place, full of surprises and secrets waiting to be uncovered. And sometimes, they could be downright terrifying.

The game may have gotten away from me, but it had also given me something far more valuable - a glimpse into the depths of my own psyche, and a newfound appreciation for the art of video game design.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to dudes stop a game that I know absolutely nothing about so I'm not even gonna try to explain it or relate it to any other game that I played in the past which I may or may not have done but I'm gonna play it now so this is made during the Ludum dare game the game jam so oh I didn't read that hey I gotta read the flavor text I forgot that I did that already trying to get this game to work there were bugs ah your first time oh good you're here I just hope you're not like all those other players who like to touch drag or throw around everything whatever let's play which is what I tried to do at the beginning of this game ha ha ha wait oh I didn't actually now you broke the aim happy oh no I can't exactly read what you're saying I don't know what I'm getting myself into but the rulebook specifically says that you shouldn't do that here I marked the page for you let me look at that room ok I didn't even do that just antagonize literally wind whoa piece of candy ok anyway why you do you do this here just look at this perfectly straight painting and relax ok yeah yep that is a straight painting yeah there we go did I Dunne's it ok and and another what am I supposed to do about this huh I can't beat your stupid game ah what do I do seriously what do I do what do I do what am I supposed to do why do I do why do I do I don't know what to do oh um yes am I am i dumb am i dumb am I an idiot well obviously yes but am i stupid what what did I do I hate this game I hate it oh you're really starting to get on my nerves let's have a bathroom break and then we're done uh-huh okay so okay can i scrub haha oh I know you don't ha ha ha I hope you're not doing what I think you're doing it's why am I in the ladies room in the first place oh boy hey I got the trophy I got a disgusting horrible disease trophy for being a monster good that's what you get you stupid game oh boy I beat level pack number one I'm the best baby oh man you have disappointed everybody and this is your reward you monster okay good well what else do I get huh level pack number two Oh something green and shiny agree to go into the green light oh yeah okay let's see what do we do dude stop this mindless violence you don't need to be that bad we can still save your soul what am i doing this violent what happens if I do this nothing to see how look at me yeah I'm such a goody goody gumdrops oh I like Calibri hmm it's something all right it sure is ha tip hahaha right in the spot I'm such a nice guy oh I did it wait why is that one slightly red who who bit makes me want to push it poink everybody move it move it boy oh I have a fit oh boy well hello there totally average obedient person don't worry you're doing fine I'm sorry what so 50 points oh boy I'm doing so good vote is that nice is that Donald Trump is that Trump ah let's see would you buy this game on Steam yeah what did I get oh boy I got a trophy a totally normal person time to be a monster poink oh if you wouldn't click that there would be cake I'm not sure the cake is la haha yeah references oh yeah okay how about Comic Sans nobody mentioned undertale it's coming don't worry there's something happening with it it's just slow going I died a little bit inside oh boy how about that good she's the screams of agony don't need to be so good I mean this is what I do every day it's a fashion see Fashion Police okay never mind then this glowing red one I actually don't sleep very well at night that's actually something I'm very tired I don't how do I make it not do that no stop stop stop whoa geez someone's a little angry over nothing did you know that this is not a game it's a test and you are a 99% monster right what happened to the blunt force oh oh okay I think ask again later oh this game wait what did I do I don't know what I did what did I did oh I thought now it's gonna be bigger all right coming soon agreed to go into the green light oh I see I see what you're talking about hey okay I did pretty good I think that is okay I don't know how to do the other one at the end of the game or something oh there's so many emotions playing that agony pissed off at Miss other emotions that humans experience whatever you humans I mean we humans may do why did I do that okay I am very tired but thank you everybody so much for watching this game I guess is over it may not be I may just be stupid and not able to figure out how to get to the rest of the game that's all I've got for now so thank you so much for watching and as always I will see in the next video Oh every part of it I hate every stay in linehello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to dudes stop a game that I know absolutely nothing about so I'm not even gonna try to explain it or relate it to any other game that I played in the past which I may or may not have done but I'm gonna play it now so this is made during the Ludum dare game the game jam so oh I didn't read that hey I gotta read the flavor text I forgot that I did that already trying to get this game to work there were bugs ah your first time oh good you're here I just hope you're not like all those other players who like to touch drag or throw around everything whatever let's play which is what I tried to do at the beginning of this game ha ha ha wait oh I didn't actually now you broke the aim happy oh no I can't exactly read what you're saying I don't know what I'm getting myself into but the rulebook specifically says that you shouldn't do that here I marked the page for you let me look at that room ok I didn't even do that just antagonize literally wind whoa piece of candy ok anyway why you do you do this here just look at this perfectly straight painting and relax ok yeah yep that is a straight painting yeah there we go did I Dunne's it ok and and another what am I supposed to do about this huh I can't beat your stupid game ah what do I do seriously what do I do what do I do what am I supposed to do why do I do why do I do I don't know what to do oh um yes am I am i dumb am i dumb am I an idiot well obviously yes but am i stupid what what did I do I hate this game I hate it oh you're really starting to get on my nerves let's have a bathroom break and then we're done uh-huh okay so okay can i scrub haha oh I know you don't ha ha ha I hope you're not doing what I think you're doing it's why am I in the ladies room in the first place oh boy hey I got the trophy I got a disgusting horrible disease trophy for being a monster good that's what you get you stupid game oh boy I beat level pack number one I'm the best baby oh man you have disappointed everybody and this is your reward you monster okay good well what else do I get huh level pack number two Oh something green and shiny agree to go into the green light oh yeah okay let's see what do we do dude stop this mindless violence you don't need to be that bad we can still save your soul what am i doing this violent what happens if I do this nothing to see how look at me yeah I'm such a goody goody gumdrops oh I like Calibri hmm it's something all right it sure is ha tip hahaha right in the spot I'm such a nice guy oh I did it wait why is that one slightly red who who bit makes me want to push it poink everybody move it move it boy oh I have a fit oh boy well hello there totally average obedient person don't worry you're doing fine I'm sorry what so 50 points oh boy I'm doing so good vote is that nice is that Donald Trump is that Trump ah let's see would you buy this game on Steam yeah what did I get oh boy I got a trophy a totally normal person time to be a monster poink oh if you wouldn't click that there would be cake I'm not sure the cake is la haha yeah references oh yeah okay how about Comic Sans nobody mentioned undertale it's coming don't worry there's something happening with it it's just slow going I died a little bit inside oh boy how about that good she's the screams of agony don't need to be so good I mean this is what I do every day it's a fashion see Fashion Police okay never mind then this glowing red one I actually don't sleep very well at night that's actually something I'm very tired I don't how do I make it not do that no stop stop stop whoa geez someone's a little angry over nothing did you know that this is not a game it's a test and you are a 99% monster right what happened to the blunt force oh oh okay I think ask again later oh this game wait what did I do I don't know what I did what did I did oh I thought now it's gonna be bigger all right coming soon agreed to go into the green light oh I see I see what you're talking about hey okay I did pretty good I think that is okay I don't know how to do the other one at the end of the game or something oh there's so many emotions playing that agony pissed off at Miss other emotions that humans experience whatever you humans I mean we humans may do why did I do that okay I am very tired but thank you everybody so much for watching this game I guess is over it may not be I may just be stupid and not able to figure out how to get to the rest of the game that's all I've got for now so thank you so much for watching and as always I will see in the next video Oh every part of it I hate every stay in line\n"