Pirillo #Vlog 692 - I Left My Fart in San Francisco

The Vlog Begins: A Journey to San Francisco

As we started our vlog, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and nervousness. We were embarking on a journey to San Francisco, a city that I had heard so much about from my friends who had visited before. The first question we asked was where she was flying to - business or pleasure? She replied that it was neither, leaving us wondering what the purpose of her trip was.

As we continued our conversation, it became clear that this was not just a random screening at the airport, but rather they were hitting on her. We were all shocked and amused by this unexpected turn of events. The flight attendants were being overly friendly, which made us all laugh. One of them asked if she had any questions about the safety video, to which I replied that we were more interested in our in-flight entertainment.

As we took off and flew over California, I couldn't help but think about how beautiful the landscape was below us. The flight attendants told us that this was the Bay Area, also known as San Francisco or the City. I asked her if she had any idea which one it was, to which she replied that she would know if we were approaching a specific city.

Just then, someone recognized me from the internet. It turned out that I was in Seattle, working on augmented reality (AR) projects with a great cup of coffee. The person asked if we had landed yet, and I replied that we were about to tweet our arrival. As I tweeted our location, she mentioned that she saw palm trees outside the window, which seemed strange.

After landing, we made our way to our hotel, where we discovered that there was no elevator on the fourth floor. The person joked that it was a genius move by the hotel designers. We also learned that the hotel had indoor plumbing and Wi-Fi, but our internet connection was quite slow.

The next day, I decided to take a walk around the hotel lobby, looking for inspiration for my next vlog. As I strolled through the room, I couldn't help but notice how quaint it looked. The person pointed out that there were many palm trees in the area, which seemed like an unusual thing to find in San Francisco.

As we continued our conversation, I mentioned that I had been recognized by a woman who was a self-taught computer chip designer. She was also a C64 enthusiast, which I found fascinating. The person asked if they were Superman, and I replied that it was just my imagination running wild.

After lunch, we decided to meet up with our friends from Patreon.com/crashcourse. As we waited for them to arrive, I couldn't help but think about how nice it was to be in San Francisco. The city seemed so different from what I expected. As they arrived, we took a group photo together, which ended up being the star of my next vlog.

The evening turned out to be quite eventful, as we had a meeting with some patrons and had an intense conversation about Star Wars. I was surprised by how much passion there was for the franchise among my friends. We also talked about our shared love of geek culture, which brought us even closer together.

As the night drew to a close, we decided to take a break and enjoy some dinner. The person suggested that we grab something to eat at a nearby restaurant, but I was too tired to think about it. Instead, we ended up ordering room service, which turned out to be a great decision. We chatted for hours, discussing everything from our favorite movies to our plans for the future.

The next morning, I woke up feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day. As I looked around my hotel room, I realized that it was time to wrap up this vlog and head back to reality. The person told me that they had enjoyed our conversation and thought it went rather well. I thanked them for their honesty and promised to keep working on improving my skills as a vlogger.

As we parted ways, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the experience of being in San Francisco. It was a city like no other, with its unique blend of tech culture and quirky charm. From our conversation at the airport to our intense geek discussion about Star Wars, every moment had been filled with laughter and excitement.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now I suppose 6: a.m. could look worse Diana and I are heading out to San Francisco this morning sorry I realized that's rude I'm just tired glad to see you are awake and looking better than me did you drink coffee no I'm just going to do that at the airport I think okay although I screwed up what I forgot to say that I wanted window seats oh we don't have them nope oh I think I read that a lot of people prefer Isle seat instead of window what how are they supposed to record what's happening outside the plane we're only going to be gone for 2 days but Diana's packing for every kind of weather well it says it's 7 it's going to be cold this may be California but it ain't no beach this my belly this will be Diana's first time in the city SF yeah we like to get Mexican food if it's good jeez that was an ordeal if it wasn't one thing it was another we had a problem checking in tried to get a window seat broke the computer stood there for a half hour then in security TSA hit on Diana they did I'm totally putting that in there but I'm bleeping it out that was wrong yeah I'm just bothered I mean it doesn't bother me that you get hit on cuz you're beautiful I get that but when you're in a position of power and you're doing that not cool shame on you TSA shame on you is so out of line so completely out of line that's why I'm I'm pissed I am really pissed you don't do that you I feel more oh 166 with me I mean I'm not a woman but I can only imagine how pissed I'd be if I was I know you're not pissed but it's my job to be pissed for you I mean it was pretty obvious I had walked past and they' stopped her and started asking her a series of questions that were just not questions they should have been asking I've been through airport security enough know it was after you had your ticket marked I walk right by these two guys and then they stopped Diana and start asking her where are you flying to business or pleasure oh and like yeah what what which I didn't know because I didn't know like they were screaming me for some Reas screaming for anything but you said that they shouldn't be doing that no yeah cuz I got I got scared I I think I know you got scared I panicked and I was like I didn't want to say anything wrong it wasn't a random screening at all it was they were hitting on you it was wrong this Triple Espresso is not helping me calm down watching you I'm horrible at vlogging can I have your blanket oh I guess thank you you can have my um what's it you can have this oh jeez thanks baby you know that's not a microphone it's a light we're going to show you a brief and fun safety video on the screen in front of you if you are in first class please provide your undivided attention to Heidi's live demonstration please don't hesitate to us now if you have any questions thanks and this looks interesting keep controlling my TV while I watch we're over alifornia believe it or not we're about to land a b sh by they call this the Bay Area yes they do you can call it San Francisco or the city or SF just don't call it Frisco okay I can definitely tell which one is yours someone recognized me from the internet a company that's in Seattle that does arvr stuff at the same time with a good cup of coffee in hand we're looking for a car that has a number four in the window that's us did you report in and tell everybody that we've landed no I'm about to I'm about to tweet it first impressions I love it I saw some palm trees oh that's what you were looking for there's so many houses we made it to our hotel and there are no elevators we're on the fourth floor genius Welcome to our home for the next couple of days well at least the hotel is new enough to have indoor plumbing the hotel Wi-Fi is Hotel Wi-Fi and any other kind of connectivity is not very connective well it took me all afternoon in a small cup of coffee but I finally did it did what left my fart in San Francisco you know how I got recognized earlier by that woman yeah she's a nerd which isn't a bad thing and it also makes sense now why she recognized me she's a self-taught computer chip designer and apparently a c64 Enthusiast too did you see how fast I changed starting to think you're Superman can you tell I'm pregnant baby I don't want to be late I know I'm coming no you're not coming you're changing your clothes again can't see no I can't see I can see you they can't see you you want to see her no she says no sorry I tried what if I say yes if you said yes I still wouldn't Vlog it why not why why not do we really need me to answer this question come on baby we're going to be late okay okay we're getting together with the gang from patreon.com/crashcourse is this on the door for I put it there okay so you're recording oh well thank you I appreciate that good job let's let's like weend punching each other ready you're going to kiss me honey I really don't want to injure let's go I I have to ask did you did you grab the key yeah I grabbed the key you don't have one I don't know if I do or not okay I have one well I did warn you San Francisco is a city of a different smell every 5 ft that's true there's Diana's palm trees so pretty fast forward a couple of hours we've wrapped up our meeting and I think it went rather well every once in a while I sit down at the table and today I did it I pretended like I didn't know you and then I let you pitch me and convince me whatever it is that I'm talking about he did a really good job I was like it was steady steady and then I was like wo like I feel like I need to change some stuff like wow you know it's it's difficult I only need 500 more people like you and we'll be at a thousand patrons there are all sorts of time gaps in today's Vlog several hours later two dinners no one late lunch one kind of dinner but we didn't eat anything then one real dinner later and an intensely geek conversation I was not the biggest Star Wars geek at the table oh let's go swimming that's not where I wanted you to go with that but it's okay any palm trees what is your fascination with palm trees all of a sudden morning was a she's seeing things thanks again for liking commenting subscribing sharing and watching even more of our videos right nowthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now I suppose 6: a.m. could look worse Diana and I are heading out to San Francisco this morning sorry I realized that's rude I'm just tired glad to see you are awake and looking better than me did you drink coffee no I'm just going to do that at the airport I think okay although I screwed up what I forgot to say that I wanted window seats oh we don't have them nope oh I think I read that a lot of people prefer Isle seat instead of window what how are they supposed to record what's happening outside the plane we're only going to be gone for 2 days but Diana's packing for every kind of weather well it says it's 7 it's going to be cold this may be California but it ain't no beach this my belly this will be Diana's first time in the city SF yeah we like to get Mexican food if it's good jeez that was an ordeal if it wasn't one thing it was another we had a problem checking in tried to get a window seat broke the computer stood there for a half hour then in security TSA hit on Diana they did I'm totally putting that in there but I'm bleeping it out that was wrong yeah I'm just bothered I mean it doesn't bother me that you get hit on cuz you're beautiful I get that but when you're in a position of power and you're doing that not cool shame on you TSA shame on you is so out of line so completely out of line that's why I'm I'm pissed I am really pissed you don't do that you I feel more oh 166 with me I mean I'm not a woman but I can only imagine how pissed I'd be if I was I know you're not pissed but it's my job to be pissed for you I mean it was pretty obvious I had walked past and they' stopped her and started asking her a series of questions that were just not questions they should have been asking I've been through airport security enough know it was after you had your ticket marked I walk right by these two guys and then they stopped Diana and start asking her where are you flying to business or pleasure oh and like yeah what what which I didn't know because I didn't know like they were screaming me for some Reas screaming for anything but you said that they shouldn't be doing that no yeah cuz I got I got scared I I think I know you got scared I panicked and I was like I didn't want to say anything wrong it wasn't a random screening at all it was they were hitting on you it was wrong this Triple Espresso is not helping me calm down watching you I'm horrible at vlogging can I have your blanket oh I guess thank you you can have my um what's it you can have this oh jeez thanks baby you know that's not a microphone it's a light we're going to show you a brief and fun safety video on the screen in front of you if you are in first class please provide your undivided attention to Heidi's live demonstration please don't hesitate to us now if you have any questions thanks and this looks interesting keep controlling my TV while I watch we're over alifornia believe it or not we're about to land a b sh by they call this the Bay Area yes they do you can call it San Francisco or the city or SF just don't call it Frisco okay I can definitely tell which one is yours someone recognized me from the internet a company that's in Seattle that does arvr stuff at the same time with a good cup of coffee in hand we're looking for a car that has a number four in the window that's us did you report in and tell everybody that we've landed no I'm about to I'm about to tweet it first impressions I love it I saw some palm trees oh that's what you were looking for there's so many houses we made it to our hotel and there are no elevators we're on the fourth floor genius Welcome to our home for the next couple of days well at least the hotel is new enough to have indoor plumbing the hotel Wi-Fi is Hotel Wi-Fi and any other kind of connectivity is not very connective well it took me all afternoon in a small cup of coffee but I finally did it did what left my fart in San Francisco you know how I got recognized earlier by that woman yeah she's a nerd which isn't a bad thing and it also makes sense now why she recognized me she's a self-taught computer chip designer and apparently a c64 Enthusiast too did you see how fast I changed starting to think you're Superman can you tell I'm pregnant baby I don't want to be late I know I'm coming no you're not coming you're changing your clothes again can't see no I can't see I can see you they can't see you you want to see her no she says no sorry I tried what if I say yes if you said yes I still wouldn't Vlog it why not why why not do we really need me to answer this question come on baby we're going to be late okay okay we're getting together with the gang from patreon.com/crashcourse is this on the door for I put it there okay so you're recording oh well thank you I appreciate that good job let's let's like weend punching each other ready you're going to kiss me honey I really don't want to injure let's go I I have to ask did you did you grab the key yeah I grabbed the key you don't have one I don't know if I do or not okay I have one well I did warn you San Francisco is a city of a different smell every 5 ft that's true there's Diana's palm trees so pretty fast forward a couple of hours we've wrapped up our meeting and I think it went rather well every once in a while I sit down at the table and today I did it I pretended like I didn't know you and then I let you pitch me and convince me whatever it is that I'm talking about he did a really good job I was like it was steady steady and then I was like wo like I feel like I need to change some stuff like wow you know it's it's difficult I only need 500 more people like you and we'll be at a thousand patrons there are all sorts of time gaps in today's Vlog several hours later two dinners no one late lunch one kind of dinner but we didn't eat anything then one real dinner later and an intensely geek conversation I was not the biggest Star Wars geek at the table oh let's go swimming that's not where I wanted you to go with that but it's okay any palm trees what is your fascination with palm trees all of a sudden morning was a she's seeing things thanks again for liking commenting subscribing sharing and watching even more of our videos right now\n"