I wasted $485 on "Tech" from WISH

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As a self-proclaimed space lover, I am thrilled to share my passion with you. I adore all things related to space - from the stars and galaxies to planets and spacecraft.

While browsing through some of my favorite channels, I stumbled upon an exciting announcement that caught my attention. It seems that there are incredible deals available in the world of space!

I have to admit, when I saw this news, I couldn't help but wonder what it was all about. "What's the latest on space?" I thought to myself. But then I decided to take a closer look and see what I could find out.

As I began my research, I came across an interesting phrase that resonated with me - "Adventure is Calling." This phrase immediately sparked my imagination, and I couldn't wait to learn more about the opportunities available in the space sector.

With my excitement growing, I decided to take a break and share my thoughts on this topic. (laughs) It's always great to have someone to talk to about my favorite subject!

Now that I've got your attention, let's dive into the world of space deals!

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en(upbeat music)- Stellar deals!I'm a space lover.I'm a lover of all space.Do I want...What?What is the, how's the space?All right, let's see what we can find.Ooh, I can, Adventure is Calling. (laughs)"Being a dad is an honor.Being papa is priceless."If you ever see me wear this shirt,you have permission topunch me in the face.Ooh, okay.Here's an item I actuallywould like to try.This is a, quote, "InvisibleSleep Wireless Earphone."This says it's basicallyjust a Bluetooth pair of headphones,but the idea is that it's completely flushso that you can lay down andit wouldn't really bother you.I'm actually kind of interested.(gagging) Okay.I thought this is a mouse,but the fact that it's ahat makes it a lot worse."Hot Topton Gaming Laptop."A Core i9-10880H GTX 1650 for $144?I am not getting this laptop.I'm not getting this laptop.I'm gonna add it to the cart.Oh, this is neat.Wait, what is this?Dual SIM standby power bank?Flashlight, 2.2-inch screen,big keyboard, loud speaker.So, wait, it says dual SIM card.So wait, this is a $42 phone.It looks like we're like oneof the OG, like, cell phones.Oh, it's also got MP3 and MP4 support.So, on your giant phoneyou could watch a videoon a two-inch screen.All right, I will get, this is cool.All right, my friends,I think we've got all theWishtery Tech items we need.Now I'm gonna ask you toplease subscribe to the channeland ring-a-ling the ding-a-ling buttonas we begin this beautiful montageof Austin standing by the door,waiting longingly for the FedEx manto deliver my Wishtery Tech packageso we can continue the video.(Austin singing)This video is sponsored by Bitdefender,a global leader in cybersecurity.Bitdefender is obsessed withperformance and innovation,which makes their partnershipwith the Scuderia FerrariF1 team a perfect match.Speaking of a perfectmatch, if you know me,you know that I love Formula 1.In fact, I have an entirepodcast all about F1.And my friendship with Bitdefenderhas gone on for many years.Meaning that seeingthese two come togetherhas been really exciting for me.Last year, Bitdefender announceda multi-year partnershipto become team partner to Ferrari,who are, of course, competing in the FIAFormula One World Championship.In Formula One, every millisecond counts,and cybersecurity is no different.Just like a driver needs ahelmet or halo for protection,your devices need protectionfrom serious cyber-threats.Bitdefender is serious about safety,and you can see their logo and commitmenton all sorts of safety equipmentlike the ScuderiaFerrari driver's helmetsand racing suits.You can even see theirlogo on the car's halo,one of the most important safety featuresintroduced to F1, keeping topdrivers like Charles Leclercand Carlos Sainz safe.One of the reasons why, like Ferrari,Bitdefender is an industry leader,is because they excelat threat intelligence,they're can adapt toquickly-evolving threats.And now Bitdefender andFerrari have announcedthat they have expanded theircybersecurity partnership.In Marinello, the two companies announcedthat Bitdefender AdvancedThreat Intelligencewill integrate into Ferrari'sSecurity Operations Centerto help Ferrari's security analysismore quickly validate and triage alerts,improve threat hunting, andspeed up incident response.Find out more about the partnershipand this exciting new chapterby heading to the link in the description.And of course, huge thank youto Bitdefender for sponsoring this video.- Hya-kipa!- All right, this is very bouncy.So, here's the thing.Unlike Temu, Wish has, like,little labels on the frontthat will kind of tell you, like,some really vague basic description.I'm not gonna read them,because who wants to watch mystery techwhere I know what the items are,even though I did orderthese like a month ago?But, a month ago?I've completely forgotten everything.Why is it so pink?What did I order?- Jesus.- What is that?Is that allowed?- Oh, it's a, okay.- I think this is a backpillow thing, right?- Or a tongue.- No!Looks-- No, no.The other way, the other way.The other way, the other way.- This looks not-- It kinda lookslike your nose.(Ken laughs)Oh, oh, ugh.- So it is, it's got like some flex to it.So, as I kind of put theweight of my neck down,it actually does kinda work.- From here it actuallydon't look that bad.- It looks comfy.- Here's the thing though.How is it a massager?Like, I know it's got some bumps.What am I supposed to do?Like-- I thinkit's just a pillow.- You just squirm.Just-- I mean,this makes me feel like, yeah.- Squirm.- Well, how much did you pay for it?- $5 and 76 cents.That's not bad.Well, what a great item tostart out this "Wishtery Tech."- Woo-hoo!- That was bad on my part.- All right, we've got,what the hell is this?It's just all written in Chinese.- I feel like at this pointyou should have learned Chinese.- When in doubt, Google Translate.- Yeah.Wait, is this not Chinese?Am I stupid?- Wait. (laughs)- No!- No, it is absolutely Chinese.- It is, right?- It is.Know it is.- Yeah-- Just open it.- Yeah.- We areso over the Google Translate part of this.- I just wanna knowwhat my box is gonna be.- Then open it.- Open it.- What's the fun in opening?What? You think that this series is-- This is opening-- An unboxing show.- Inside we have.Oh, yeah!The Big Chungus phone.So-- Wait, what?It's a phone?Oh shoot.- Yeah, it's a phone.- Oh, wait, no, no, no.Hang on a second.One moment please, lemme just.We need the actual experience.- Wow.- This lookedlike it came out when Matt was born.- Bruh.- Well, it has a little stickerhere, dual SIM stuff, on it.So we take this off,we've got ourselves a.Holy frick, that's a battery.This is a 22.21-hour battery,like the battery size of a small laptop.And inside, there you go,you got yourself SIM one, SIM two,and what looks to be like a micro SD.Wow.The HOSWN H999.All right, let's dial it up.- Oh, okay.- All right.- Welcome.So we do have a little display.(intense upbeat music)(all laughing)- (coughs) What?- Let's get ready to rumble!(lightning roars)(epic Thuganomics music)It does it every time you turn it on?(Austin cackles)Look, if you're walkingaround taking calls like this,you're committed to alifestyle that I'm envious of.So, we've got FM.I'll press FM.- New music discovery.You know got to have the greatest hits.- Why is it so loud?- This is theloudest thing in the world.- Oh, I got it off.Oh my God.Why is it so-- Wish.- Loud?Okay, let's go Menu.Phonebook, Messaging, Multimedia, Tools.I want Tools."Change baby."- Wait.- What?- Wait, no.- What?- "Charge baby."It says "Charge baby."Charge baby.Charge, baby, charge.♪ Baby, come on ♪Ebook Reader.Who is gonna read an ebook on this?What?- What?- I got exactly what I asked for.I don't know why I asked for it.All right, we've got ourselves the.Oh, good Lord.I think.So, Ken, you're gonna remember this.This is like OG.I think this is one of those, like,first couple episodes of"Mystery Tech" items.Oh no, look at the time.My phone's dead!That's phone dead o'clock.Well, you know what I need to do?I need to charge it.So I'm gonna use my battery bank here.So, I'm gonna plug in theUSB-A to my battery bank,and I'm gonna plug this into my Z Flip.We're gonna plug it in.- Oh.- No, this was in the mystery tech.This was the mystery tech, right?- We-- That absolutely here.- You ready?(Matt and Ken yell)(upbeat music)- Why is he doing that?(all laugh)- Joanna, we'll tellyou when you're older.- Mm.- I got it.All right.Wish's got the goods today.I'm feeling good about this right now.So these are the MD538 headphones.Oh, we just remembered why we bought this.'Cause I was like, "Why did I buy this?"This is, oh my God.So, you see thesecool-looking UFO headphones?Yeah, that box is a lie.This is in fact a differentkind of headphones.Okay, so that's where the earbuds go.But let me actually pop 'em out here.- Oh.- Eugh.- It's the-- It's out.- So much work.- It's a bit of the ear.The idea with these is that they're meantto actually live in yourears while you sleep.That's why they're so weirdly flat.The noise it makes when it, like, turns onis literally the Windows USB.Like the donk, donk.(strenuous music)- Okay, they don'tlook as bad as I thought.- Yeah.So, for less than $11, I'm not expectingamazing sort of audioquality, but let's give a try.These actually have bass.- Really?- Like legitimate bass.- That's almost surprisingas the face that's on the back of the caseof the headphones.It's going, "Ah, oh!"- What?- Look at the back of thecase, it's making a face.- Oh!- Nyah!- No, dude, these are not bad headphones.It just sounds likethey're a little muddy.Like it's, you soundlike you're listening to,like, a good car stereo,but from outside the car.- That doesn't sound good.(Ken laughs)What do you, what?(Ken laughs)- Oh, that's notcomfortable at all, right?(friends laughing)No, that is, what?That doesn't work.I don't think I could give this a W.It's still a little, like,it doesn't quite land,but it's neat.I'm saying these are betterthan I initially expectedfor flesh-- They look like an eggfrom here.- I hate flesh egg.(TV beeps)- Legos?All right, this is 100 classic games.(Ken laughs)- "Sorry, but your princess/laptopis in another castle."- Wait, "Refunded."- Wait-- On the back.- Look at the back!- "Refunded."Was this the laptop?Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.This is character development.So, if you've never watched"Wishtery Tech" before,almost every episode I end upordering one big ticket item,you know, an Xbox or PS5.And sometimes I've gotten the items,but most of the time I've gottenthese weird sort of phantom, like,shipment notifications where,"Oh, it was delivered,"but no package ever showed up.They take my money, it sucks.Are you trying to tell methat they preemptively canceled my orderand gave me my money backwithout getting scammed?Is this the wish.com that I know?Oh, good Lord.Why is this red leather?Oh no!Wait a minute.This is my Kinsey cosplay.- Oh.- Oh God.Wait, what?- No, no, no, no, no.It's great.Look, see, it's just asimple red bucket hat.You've seen my Temu fit.It's time to get WishteryTeched-up with my jorts?- Are those-- Oh.(Austin laughs)- Aren't thoselike, 90's-looking-Like-- Wait.- I feel like I'm.I need my.Oh, you know what I need?I need a kilt.(friends cackling)- Extra, extra, read all about it!(Austin laughs)- I'm actually not gonna lie,you don't look horrible in there.- All right, let's see here.I don't.It's fashion jewelry.I don't.Oh, this is it.Oh, okay.All right, that's fine.- Perfect.- Oh.(friends laugh)- Wah!(friends laughing)- 'Ello, mates,Welcome to Austin's Style Emporium.Can I get you some bangers and mash?Can I give you somedental hygiene lessons?- Bro.- Europe, never heard of it. (laughs)Oh, right.I forgot I ordered this.- Oh good Lord.- Always popping the collar up,my God.- My God.(Austin laughs)- There you go.- Is what a true alpha looks like.(explosion booms)That's exactly what we guessedit was gonna look like.- Let's go ahead and cut.We're gonna be right backafter we find out what's this thing is.(TV beeps)Why, hello there.Welcome back to "Wishtery Tech."Don't mind that minorPlayStation-related emergency.I have now changed my fitand I'm ready to continue with the video.Ow, I should not have tried to catch that.Oh, thank you very much.I was so confused as towhat I was looking at.So it's a coke dispenser.I mean, bottle opener.- Plain water,water, 'cause-- You're gonna spillthis everywhere.- I'm so nervous by it.By this.- This table'sgonna be sticky forever.Oh my God.Ah!- No way!- Stupid.(Austin laughs)You stupid idiot.- I'm gonna-- No, I was gonna take it.- Can't let some Coke go to waste.(Ken sighs)All right, so this is anelectromagnetic radiation tester.So, as we all know,electromagnetism isradiation, therefore it's bad.And if you're holding a phone right now,you're being electro-radio-magnetized.And as the Geneva Conventionstates, that's bad.If you step outside,there's electromagneticradiation everywhere.- The sun.- Yeah.All right.I'm gonna turn it on and there'sno electromagnetism around.Let's investigate.So camera.Oh, oh, whoa!We went from zero.Let's see if it comes down.We get closer to the camera.Look at this.8, 13, 18, 20, 31, 34.- Oh!- Ah!We're all gonna die!We're all gonna die!Oh, it stopped, okay.So what about these?Oh, our microphone?Ah!Look at, look, look.I even get remotely closeto our audio station.Look at this.- The one withfour wireless receivers?- How high can we get in the middle?- 600!- Someone (indistinct)the wall.- Ken, you have radiation in your brain.All right, so we're zero.(soft playful music)- Okay, okay.- Well, it's about to-- Didn't work.Didn't work.- Huh?Interesting.You think phones wouldbe electro magnetized,but unfortunately they're not.Oh, oh, here we go.The reasons why you wanna becareful with electromagnetism.Cancer, direct harm tothe human genital system.- These all, like,sound like symptomsafter watching an Austin Evans video.- Oh, it's our floating light boy.All right, I'm actuallykinda excited for this.So if you watched this showfor a while, thank you.But you're also probably familiarwith some of the wild and weird gadgets.Specifically the kind of the,I would describe as toy-style gadgets,that we've looked at over the years.This, I believe,is a magneticwirelessly-powered lamp which,if this works, I'm gonna be super amped.All right, so I cantell that there's, like,a magnetic ring all the way around, right?So I need to kinda get in themiddle for that sweet spot.There you go.Nope.(Ken laughs)That's what I was afraid of with this.If you had the patience,you can get it right,but you have to be very precise.Magnets, boy.Hey, it works!We have mobile phone cables.Mobile phone cables.Did I order a cable?Is this the USB-C cable maybe?- Knowing you, you'dbe like, "Oh look, a cable,that's interesting.- It's called doing my job, Matt.Sometimes I wish that Icome up with better puns.- Oh!- This is, yes, it is.Okay, so this.I'm actually low-key alittle bit excited for it,it is a USB-C to C cable,but it has a little screen built in.So, there are a coupleversions of this now.When they first came out,they were quite expensive.I'll say this actuallyfeels very high quality.Like, the actual, like,sleeving on the cablefeels pretty nice.It says it's 100W USB-C cable.So, let's plug it into my ZFlip and see what happens.17.17 watts.Which my Z Flip will do25 watts, but that's max,and because I'm at 63%.Yeah, 16, 17 watts.That actually sounds about right.Now, for me this is like one of those,like, nerdy things whereyou don't need this.I mean, obviously your device is chargingwithout a little screen,but the ability for you at a quick glanceto see exactly how muchpower's being pulledis actually kinda cool.I think we can finally say,after a very long, arduous journey today,this is an item that's actually good.