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Working with Redstone in Minecraft is really helpful. I was about to say this actually reminds me of that. Yes, I don't know what our space war does, but I'm about to find out. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and assume it says (mimicking). All right. We're just going to continue on. Yeah. Okay.

Gonna drop our batteries in. I need to press the switch several times and wave my hand over the photo resistor, all right. (Alarm siren) I told you it was gonna go (mimicking). So the alarm is going on. That's the rising and lowering tone. You're flicking the light when you go over the --- yeah. So it shows it's working, right?

What is the truth to all of this right now? What is the lesson that we have learned? Don't ask Uncle Austin for advice. That would be my advice. I can get on board with that. Yeah.

I feel like breaking out into song. Stereo Pod! I don't know what that is. (Upbeat music) Yes. Excuse me for a moment. Don't peek, okay? (Upbeat music) Come on. Hello and welcome to the world's largest AirPod Pros. Soft hiphop music. Can you tell I'm wearing AirPods right now? I bet you couldn't tell they're so sleek.

Sorry I can't hear you, I'm too poor. I remember you were in that Trevor Wallace. You were about the AirPods. This is a very accurate I think they're actually speakers. We have a USB port, microUSB. We have an on-off switch. (Alarm siren) FM mode. Radio? I bet your AirPods don't have FM radio.

I like how it sounds like a hair dryer. Ken laughing. Wind blowing. You'll just realize though, the white one is missing the grill. This grill right here. Oh, it fell off in the box. Hang on, hang on. I got this. I'll fix this product.

Anyone want to guess at how much the 3X Pod costs? Cheaper than I thought. $50. 38 bucks. On sale right now. 38 bucks I would get that strictly for the novelty of putting that on the shelf. Soft orchestral music. Okay. Wait for it. Yeah, there was no drop there. Okay. Wait for it. Look, these are not amazing sounding speakers but how cool is it to have a giant AirPod?

(Austin) What is the thing that is taking over the world right now? What is the global sensation? Pokemon. Definitely not Bitcoin. Nope. Anarchy. Close. Okay. Go ahead. (Suspense music) Being depressed? Yes. I've been doing that for 20 years. What am I wearing right now? A mask. I mean That's a big box. Is that a giant mask or something.

(Uplbeat music) Also while a lot of your answers were correct for what the global sensation is for this year and last year you missed one. What's that? Have you ever played the game Among Us? I've actually never played Among Us. How? I told you. You're literally the only person on this planet has not played Among Us.

Is this thing Among Us like cosplay or something. (Box unwrapping) Okay. This looks like something from Black Mirror. Need help there bud? Oh. Oh, look at that. How smooth. Wait. No! No! No! No! Oh, okay. That was Taekwondo. No it wasn't.

(Uplbeat music) So this will protect you from everything in the world. Austin laughing. I know this is now. Don't peek, okay? Come on. Hello and welcome to the world's largest AirPod Pros. You know am here. Hi Austin. Greetings Earthlings. I come from the planet Vulcan. It sounds so stupid from other... You probably some fun to your own reference. The one reference you got is the

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en(beep)- Hey, hey, I'll do it better.(upbeat music)(beep)(upbeat music)(beep)- What are you doing?I'm hitting the Marioblock to start the episode.- Shut it down.(transitional sound)(bang)- Windows, ugly sweater.All right.Hello. Welcome to Mystery Tech.Did Microsoftsend another ugly Christmas sweater?- Yes.- Is it slightly pastChristmas now? (laughing)- It is.- Over the years,Microsoft has made a bitof a holiday traditionto make ugly Christmas sweaters.But today we have,(upbeat music)Oh! Look at that.- Oh man!That looks so good though.Look at the top left.Untitled-paint.(Austin laughing)That's how I title all ofour thumbnails in Photoshop- You haven't madea thumbnail in two years.- This actually looksgood with a button down.Like all these sweaters normally do.- All right.Let us begin.You know what actually...Before we begin, a shortstory from uncle Austin.Back in ye olden Windows XP daysbefore Steve Jobs had an iPhone.As anything more thana glimmer in his eyes.I used to makePokemon sprites in Paint.I loved- Why does it alwayshave to come to Pokemon dude?- Love myself some Pokemons.I used to make all kindsof things in paint.In fact, I still know how touse paint better than Photoshopor anything else that ismade from this century.So,paint has a special place on my heart.And now it has a special placeon my body.- I hated.Every syllable of that story(table scratching)- I gotta warm up the tablefor the next hot item coming through.(claps)I caught that.You're welcome.These, my friends are known as solo cupsfordoing things withwhy am I drinking solo cups right now?I'm gonna start arranging themfor the only thing I knowhow to do with solo cups.(upbeat music)Okay.A black box.Can everyone see what itis except me right now?- Yes.(upbeat music)(Austin laughing)This is a family channel Ken.We have to censor this now.This is adult wake up juiceor adult go to sleep juice.So,there's a whole story thatuncle Austin can tell youabout how they tried toname this Teslaquila.But Tequilais actually a type of alcoholthat is specifically made inthe Tequila region of Mexico.And thereforethat's the only place they can have it.And have copyrighted the name's Tequila.So you can'tsaythat this is Austinquilabecause I would get sued.So Elon nowhas to call this Tesla tequila.- Is that really the story?That's actually a sort ofa real fact. Uncle Austinwouldn't lead youastray down the cellar door.Let's see what's inside.The 100% made in Mexico.- Don't do that.(soft hiphop music)- Oh,can I ask how expensivethis bottle of Tesla tequila was?Cause this looks like agenuine collectible itemthat was far more expensivethan it should have been.- So Tesla Tequila from the website.$250.- It's a lot of money for Tequila.- Yes but I've always wantedTesla on the channeland I'm sure you wouldn'tlike me to buy a car now,would you?But for real though that's a really cool- This actually is very cool.- I almost don't wannaeven drink for a minute.Honestly.- Read instructions before opening.Whoa.Whoa.I think that two years from nowI'll be able to sell this bottleof Tequila and buy Pokemon cards.- No! No!I think what we're gonna dois we're gonna save thisfor a special occasion.- Okay. All right.So,we're not going to drink Tequila at work.- Is that special occasionthe day that Austin stops talking aboutPokemon cards and the Z-Flip- Well, that's never going to happen.I've got to be on brand.We'll drink this the day thatThis Is makes a good video.- I think...whoa- Sad Matt noises.- We will crack open this Tesla tequilaat 5 million subscribers.So make sure that you areringalinged the ding-a-ling belland fully subscribedyou and your motherand your mother's ex fianceto the Austin Evans YouTube channelfor the latest and greatestand techand entertainment.And by tech entertainment,I mean bad takesand videos that onlypeople with bad taste such as yourselfenjoy, waited I burned the audience.Not supposed to do that asking for subscribing.- No.- No. I'm still seeing( transition sounds)- Oh, hello.Welcome to Snap Circuits.Snap Circuits Junior.Makes learning electronics a snap.Is this just a sick burn to try to tell methat I don't know how todo anything with electronics?- We'll start from the ground up.with the fundamentals of technologyit is electricity.- Okay.All right.So we have our actual components here.We have our manual,which is quite extensive.There's actually a fair bit here.Huh?- How complicated can it be?It's just circuits and batteries.- Never do.- They're snap in.- Like it's not complicated.- Okay.So I'm gonna just put this in here.All right.- Are you reading the directions?- No.So if we go hereand we attach this like so.- That seems kinda satisfying.- Is a nice sound when youclip these things together.Okay.I think I am ready for batteries.I have successfully builtmy little contraption.Thanks, sir.- We should get yousome rubber gloves for safety.- I think it will be fine.All right.So,if I had successfully built thisthen this blade will spin assoon as I flip the switch.Is everyone ready?- Yes.All right.Three,two,one.(click)- Hey! look at that- I'm a tech genius.- Austinsuccessfully did something.- Let's not go that far.All right.I've made a DC motor and switch.Let's go...This is way too easy.Let's go do something else.Space war, alarm combo.So let's start with this.We're gonna work our way over.So this goes right here.Okay. And then I'll connect thiswith the two speaker.Speaker.Speaker.Speaker. Speaker.(upbeat music)Okay. You know, what I thinkis really helpful is workingwith Redstone in Minecraft.- I was gonna say thisactually reminds me of that.- Yes. I don't knowwhat our space war does,but I'm about to find out. Okay.- I'm gonna go aheadand assume it says (mimicking).- All right.We're just gonna continue on.Okay.Shall we?- Yeah.- Okay.(Soft acoustic music)Gonna drop our batteries in.I need to press the switch several timesand wave my hand over thephoto resistor, all right.(alarm siren)- I told you itwas gonna go (mimicking)- So the alarm is going on.That's the rising and lowering tone.- You're flicking thelight when you go over the--- yeah.So it shows it's working, right?- What is the truthto all of this right now?What is the lesson that we have learned?- Don't ask Uncle Austin for advice.That would be my advice.- I can get on board with that.- Yeah.(soft transitional music)- I feel like breaking out into song.(upbeat music)Stereo Pod!I don't know what that is.(upbeat music)- Yes.(upbeat music)- Excuse me for a moment.Don't peek, okay?(upbeat music)Come on.(upbeat music)Okay.Hello and welcometo the world's largest AirPod Pros(soft hiphop music).Can you tellI'm wearing AirPods right now?I bet you couldn't tell this they're so sleek?- Sorry I can'thear you, I'm too poor.- I remember youwere in that Trevor Wallace.You were about the AirPods.- This is a very accurateI think they're actually speakers.We have a USB port, microUSB.We have an on-off switch.(alarm siren)- FM mode.- Radio?I bet your AirPod don't have FM radio.- I like how itsounds like a hair dryer.(Ken laughing)(wind blowing)- You'll just realize though,the white one is missing the grill.This grill right here.Oh, it fell off in the box.Hang on, hang on.I got this.I'll fix this product.- It needs some assembly.- Anyone want to guess at howmuch the 3X Pod costs.- Cheaper than I thought.$50.- 38 bucks.On sale right now.- 38 bucks I would getthat strictly for the noveltyof putting that on the shelf.(soft orchestral music)- Okay. Wait for it.- Yeah, there was no drop there.- Okay. Wait for it.Look, these are notamazing sounding speakersbut how cool is itto have a giant AirPod?(transitional sound)- Austin?- Yes.- I have a question for you.- Okay. Hit me.- What is the thingthat is taking over the world right now?What is the global sensation?- Pokemon- Definitely not- Bitcoin.- Nope.- Anarchy- Close.- Okay. Go ahead.- Austin.What are we doing on a daily basisthat we haven't donein times before?(suspense music)- Being depressed?- Yes. I've beendoing that for 20 years.- What am I wearing right now?- A mask.I meanThat's a big box.Is that a giant mask or something.(upbeat music)- Also while a lotof your answers were correctfor what the global sensation isfor this year and last year.You missed one.- What's that?- Have you everplayed the game Among Us?- I've actually never played Among Us.- How?I told you.You're literallythe only personon this planet has not played Among Us.- Is this thing Among Uslike cosplay or something.(box unwrapping)Okay. This looks likesomething from Black Mirror.- Need help there bud?Oh. Oh, look at that.How smooth. Wait.No! No! No!No! Oh, okay.- That was Taekwondo.- No it wasn't...(upbeat music)So this will protect youfrom everything in the world.(Austin laughing)- I know this is now.(paper unwrapping)(Austin laughing)- It looks stupider in person.(Ken laughing)- This is my life now.You know am here.- Hi Austin.- Greetings Earthlings.I come from the planet Vulcan.It sounds so stupid from other...You probably some funto your own reference,- The one reference you got is the"Back to the Future Reference."- Oh, speaking of Back to the Future.Hold on.Wait, I got you.I got you.(upbeat music)- You got me the Adapts.He got me the Adapts.Oh my God! The Adapts.Sorry. It's just kinda hard to talk.If you zoom in right now, you'll seethat my nose is about an inch fartherinto my face than it normally is.(laughing)This is not the most comfortable fit.God. I got to say looking through thisit's like the worst lens ever.- I could see like all of the warpingand stuff of the plastic.- It's like,I'm looking through aplastic like inflatable pool.(all laughing)- Why do they put gloves in the inside?- I don't like. I don't like it.These are the Nike adapts.These are self-lacing shoes.Oh my... Okay.Wow! Wow! Wow!(upbeat music)Well, look the lights.The lights.All right.I just want to put them on.I'm gonna just put them on now.How do you do it?Do you think you just pushthe button and it laces- Stand up.(motorized whirring)- This is it.We've reached peak humanity.(upbeat music)Greetings friends.(upbeat music)You know 2021.Not so bad.(upbeat music)Greetings.Can I order an earth drink please?- I can't hear you.- Know you're supposedto keep six feet of distance from people.I feel like people are keeping like20 feet of distance from me right now.(upbeat music)This is very warm.This probably should have been ice.(upbeat music)- What are you doing?- Would it have killedyou if give me a straw.- No!Thank you very much for watchingthis episode of Mystery Tech.Please subscribe.Otherwise I will be forced tokeep making videos like this.Anyway,thanks for watching.Goodbye.(upbeat music)