The Wide Neck T Shirt Conundrum: A Deep Dive into "Would You Rather" Scenarios

As I stood in front of my camera, adjusting the wide neck T shirt that had become a focal point of our latest debate, I couldn't help but feel a sense of dread. My fans had previously torn me apart for wearing this very same shirt multiple times, and now, I was about to subject them to another round of "Would You Rather" questions. The weight of responsibility rested on my shoulders as I embarked on this journey of self-discovery and entertainment.

As we began our first question, a classic: "Your parents loved you but never got to see you, or you can see your parents but they hate you?" I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Who among us hasn't fantasized about the opposite? The answer, for me, was clear-cut – I'd rather never see my parents. But then again, who wouldn't want their parents' love and approval? This paradox highlights the complexity of human relationships and our often contradictory desires.

Moving on to more lighthearted topics, we delved into the realm of personal preferences. "Would you rather be popular on YouTube or popular in real life?" The response was unanimous – YouTube wins, hands down. As I've spent countless hours crafting my content and building my community, I can confidently say that this channel has become an extension of myself. Trade in your big ears for a big nose, or a bigger booty? In my case, it's all about the butt – or at least, what's visible underneath this wide neck T shirt.

Next up, we tackled the subject of questioning and knowledge. "Would you rather go through life unable to answer any questions or unable to ask any questions?" This one hit close to home, as I've always believed that curiosity is key to personal growth. Asking questions and having them answered are fundamental aspects of human interaction – it's what drives us forward, after all.

As we continued our journey, we encountered some rather... unusual options. "Would you rather get a different job than YouTube or lose all internet access?" This question forced me to confront the very fabric of my existence. Would I be willing to sacrifice my online presence in order to pursue another passion? The answer, much like life itself, is complex.

In a bizarre twist, we found ourselves pondering the realm of fandoms. "Would you rather be a Star Wars or Marvel fan for the rest of your life?" As someone who's always been drawn to the magic of both universes, this decision was a tough one. Ultimately, I chose Marvel – but only because it's more convenient.

Some questions are simply impossible to answer without a modicum of creative problem-solving. "Would you rather have Donald Trump become president or wear Donald Trump's hair for the next four years?" This one required a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor. Who among us wouldn't want to experience the unpredictable nature of politics firsthand? At least with this option, I'd be able to wear it as a badge of honor.

As we neared the end of our "Would You Rather" marathon, we encountered some truly thought-provoking questions. "Would you rather have the power to shape shift or the power to read minds?" This one brought up some interesting philosophical considerations – what would I do with such abilities? How would I use them for good?

Finally, in a moment of levity, we turned our attention to the mundane aspects of life. "Where did my protein shake go?" This question may seem trivial on the surface, but it's precisely these kinds of everyday concerns that can drive us to distraction.

In conclusion, our "Would You Rather" adventure was a wild ride, full of unexpected twists and turns. As I stood at the end of this journey, wide neck T shirt still firmly in place, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the opportunity to explore the human condition with my audience. Who knows what the future holds? But one thing's for certain – I'll be ready to face it head-on, wearing this trusty wide neck T shirt as my badge of honor.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enHow's it going guys I am Matthias and before you say anything this is a wide neck T it's a mans' shirt.it's not a grandmas shirt. Last time I wore this shirt you guys ripped me apart and I'm not that rich to be able to just wear 1 shirt once and then throw it away. I have to wear clothes multiple times*Sigh*It's so sad that I have to start videos off like this nowWould you rather your parents loved you but never get to see you or you can see your parents but they hate you?Ehhhhhhhhh, I'd rather never see my parents.*Sarcasticly* Oh, and have them love me, of course, that's part of itWould you rather be popular on YouTube or be popular in real life?YouTube's not real life? What have I been doing all this time?Trade in your big ears for a big nose, or a bigger booty?A bigger booty, you guys can't see my booty, in fact have you even ever seen my booty?*Stands up and shakes his butt*See? I have a good sized butt.*Sighs**Grumbles* I don't, I don't know *Laughs*Would you rather Go through life unable to answer any questions or unable to ask any questions?Definitely would not want to answer questionsI wanna ask questions and have my questions answeredOtherwise I would be really stupidWould you rather get a different job than YouTubeOr loose all internet access?*Thinking**Shrugs Shoulders**Fixes T-shirt *This shirt is a little feminine isn't it?*Looks up and dances*Would you rather be a Star Wars fan or be a Harry Potter fan?*Goblin Burp*Would you rather forget how ot spell, or forget addition subtraction multiplication and division?Definitely not forget how to spell because looks like you did.and that was embarrassing *laughs*Who do you think is more handsome, J-Fred, or Bryan from the crazy crew? By the way I love the videosEw, gross I can't answer that. Equally disgusting, am I right?Would you rather no nose or no ears?Umm, no ears because if you look at some people their ears are so flat backthat it looks like they don't have ears they only turn their head and then your like oh they have earsand evidently thats okso...That's what I chooseWould you rather lose your sense of smell or sense of touch?Definitely my sense of smell.*Pauses*There was one point in my life where I actively researched how to desensitize my noseIn case you don't know I can smell really good *random noises*Umm...I actually read online that a form of zicam was discontinued because it desensitized the noseAnd I tried... I went to like 10 different stores to like... find it and use it but...they were right it was discontinuedand I can still smell everything.Would you rather never speak again, or always have to say everything on your mind?!The saying everything on your mind is just normal life for me so I'll just choose that cause it's easyWould you rather live in a house made of human body parts for a week or a house of animal body parts for a weekOk, I ask the question on twitter send me would you rather questionsAnd this is the first thing you come up with?Body parts?*Comprehending this**In a high voice* Seek help!Would you rather have your channel deleted or lose five of your closest friends?*Weird Noise*Would you rather be a dictator/ruler of the world and hated, or homeless and loved by your communityI feel like I could rock the homeless look, you know, boho chicThat's the same thing, right?Would you rather know how your going to die, or when your going to die?If I knew how I was gonna die I would try to actively avoid itI would actively avoid doing that thingBut I wouldn't know when it would happenSo what if I just got caught up doing that thing somehow?Would you rather never be able to communicate in any way ever again, or have to shout everything that comes to mind?I just realized I shouted that entire question!*Laughs*So I'll default to thatWould you rather have your leg chopped off or your arm chopped off?These questions, these should not be the first things you ask.Come on...Play to many video games*Laugh*Would you rather end world hunger, or stop racism?Both*Music*Would you rather die from drowning, or die in a fireHow did you... How did you find my channel, my channels like all about laughingWhoopsWould you rather have Donald trump become president, or wear Donald Trump's hair for the nest 4 years?I would much rather have Donald Trump as president.Because, lets be honest it's not like presidents do that much now a days, am I right?Would you rather be able to fly only 5 feet above the ground or be able to hover ten feet off the ground in one spot?Does it matter? LikeI'm not playing this game right am IWould you rather have the power to shape shift, or the power to read minds?I have a brilliant answer for this, I'm just gonna say it right off the bat. Definitely shape shift, always shape shift. You wanna know why?Because if you wanna read someones mind just shape shift into someone they trust.And then they'll just tell you!You won't have to read their mind!I have so much energy in this episodeWhere did my protein shake go?Would you rather be stuck in a video game, or be stuck in a web comic?I don't know. Stuck in a video game feels like you'd have more room.Would your rather be a man or a woman for the rest of your life?I'm just gonna stick with what I got I'm kinda attached to this body.Would you rather win an Olympic medal, or win an Oscar?Eh, doesn't matter they're both shiny pieces of metal.Would you rather live in the Marvel or DC universe?Lets get real because DC is just something that you watchIn between Marvel moviesOooo, shot firedWould you rather live underground, or on the moon?I'd rather live on the moon, I mean underground.Why did I justTrip out *Laughs*I'd rather live on the moonWhy did i say that again?! What is wrong with me!I Underground Underground there's no air on the moon!*Sigh*It's the worst ask Matt ever...*Laugh*Would you rather always have the urge to sneeze, or always have the feeling of a hair in your mouthYou know exactly the things that really annoy a person to no end?Like a hair in the mouth, have you ever experienced a hair in the mouth?I have a beard to and sometimes I get beard hair in the mouth.And you're just like,\"where did that come from?\"And then your remember you have hair on your faceI don't know where I was going with thatIf you could only choose one, would you rather go back in time, or forward in time?Always go forward in time, cause back in time people were just stupider.Would you rather answer this question or ignore it?Would you rather understand everyone or be understood by everyone?On Youtube I think be understood by everyone because sometimes you can say some stuffAnd it means some different things some other people that you didn't intend.Am I right?I meanYou don't wanna end up on DramaAlertWould you rather meet pewdiepie, or danisnotonfire?I've already met the pewds, I think I want to meet the fireboyWould you rather be a bite size elephant, or a giant mouse?Alright, I'm a little concerned why you couldn't just say miniature elephant.Why bit size?Why would you think about it in terms of eating?Do you eat elephants a lot?Guys if you enjoyed this video make sure you give it a like right now.And subscribe cause I do like four videos a week and it's tons of fun.Whooh!*Clapping*Forgot how to make outrosI haven't made videos in a while\n"