The Snack Thing: A Gaming Chair Accessory Review

I recently had the opportunity to try out a unique accessory for my gaming chair, which I'll refer to as "the snack thing." It's an Etsy product designed to hold snacks within easy reach while sitting at my desk. I was excited to test it out and see how it would work.

As I set up the snack thing, I realized that it wasn't exactly what I expected. It's supposed to hang down from the armrest of my gaming chair, but I found myself struggling to get it to fit comfortably. I ended up having to cut two notches in the armrest to make it work. Once I got it set up, I was surprised to find that it wasn't as useful as I thought it would be.

I checked the Etsy webpage again and saw that the instructions were a bit vague. The idea is that you just sit down, reach down for your snack, and grab it. But let's be real, who eats snacks at their desk all day? I don't think this product solves a problem that most people have. It's just an extra thing to clutter up my desk.

As I sat with the snack thing on my armrest, I couldn't help but wonder if this was something that someone would actually want or need. Is it worth paying money for a product that's designed specifically for snacking at your desk? I don't think so.

But, I do have to admit that the design of the snack thing is kind of cool. It's like a little mini torch that you can charge and use as needed. The idea behind it is that you can just pick it up and turn it on when you need some snacks. And, I guess it does work pretty well.

The real surprise for me was how much I liked the motion sensor closet light I found while browsing online. It's like a little walking torch that you can use to light your way in dark rooms. I was a bit embarrassed to try it out at first, but once I did, I realized that it was actually kind of useful.

I felt like Harry Potter for a second when I used the motion sensor closet light because I could walk into my bedroom without fumbling around for the switch. And, the fact that it's so small and compact makes me happy. Living in a studio apartment means that everything is within reach, which I love.

As I continued to use the snack thing and the motion sensor closet light, I started to think about why people might want these products in the first place. Is it because they're just looking for ways to make their gaming experience more comfortable? Or is it because they have specific needs that this product addresses?

I don't know if anyone actually buys things like the snack thing or motion sensor closet lights, but I do think they could be useful for certain people. It's all about perspective and what you need in your life.

The Gaming Community

As a gamer, I can appreciate products that make my gaming experience better. But, it's also interesting to see how the gaming community reacts to different types of products. Some people might not even care about something like the snack thing because they're more focused on playing games than snacking at their desk.

That being said, there is a market for things like this product. It's just that it might be smaller than we think. Instead of looking at products as a whole, we need to consider who our target audience is and what kind of problems we can solve for them.

Defining the Gamer

As I continued to talk about my experiences with the snack thing and motion sensor closet light, I realized that there's something else that needs to be discussed. What does it mean to be a gamer?

Is it just someone who plays video games all day? Or is it someone who has a certain personality or aesthetic? The term "gamer" can encompass a wide range of people, but what are the commonalities among them?

I think there's something to be said for being part of a community that shares similar interests and values. And, in that sense, I do feel like I'm part of a certain type of gamer.

But, what about those who don't fit into that mold? Are they still gamers at heart? Or is it just a term that we use to describe someone's hobby?

These are the kinds of questions that keep me up at night. But, for now, I'll just stick with my gaming chair and snacks.

The Poster

As I looked around my room, I noticed something on the wall that caught my eye. It was a poster that defined what it means to be a gamer. And, as I read through it, I realized that it's not just about playing games all day or having a certain personality. It's about community and shared experiences.

I couldn't help but think of Woods, who mentioned being part of the gaming community on several occasions. But, what does it mean to be part of this community?

Is it about sharing tips and strategies with fellow gamers? Or is it about bonding over shared interests and values? Whatever it means, I'm happy to be a part of it.

And, as I looked at my poster, I realized that there's something more to being a gamer than just playing games. It's about the people we meet along the way and the experiences we have together.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enremember getting fire started in high school i remember getting corn dogged in high school what is corn dog there's your productivity system gosh it's so nice i almost don't even want to like use it it's like so nice what is up you guys welcome to doper nope the show ah you know it's just the show i was gonna say the show where we we we that's what you're gonna say we we i'm glad you stopped today we're rating cheddar rice crisps three out of ten horrific that's terrible on this episode of doper nope we're going to be looking at a bunch of products that you want but they might be a little bit embarrassing ten products so you wouldn't really want to get caught using or cut like these shorts yeah the whole point is it's like we want the products but we aren't exactly proud that we own them like these shorts yeah feeling cute thought i'd show my legs off regret let's take a look at that first product everybody oh this is what tanner needs i do have a long nose hair yeah you both need to consistently trim your nose hair and i've talked to both of you about this you have not talked to me about it no i talked to you about your ears my ears don't grow hair either no not hair wax yeah it's scary looking on them one time it was enormous it was the only time i've ever seen woods embarrassed you got something here and he was like what what what had happened with that situation the last person to comment about my ears said that they were really astonished with how clean my ears were you looked too much brighter yeah i was like yeah okay yeah i do i keep my ears real clean so then i guess when you came over and you're like you have something in your ears ears i was like no i got you so deep you must really care about that person or they must not be in your life they are actually no longer in my life we're just getting a deep rooted issues here okay so you guys will both use this add the basket gwat wow it's a nose gun ray gun nose trimmer retro styling battery operated slick trigger action bra is it yeah super slick who's this for this is for the twitch streamers that are like the guys who think they're funny but they're not this is for the guys who put like incredibly good sense of humor in their like instagram bio you're like that is funny yeah i have to touch it right put in your nose little trim trim it's gonna hurt dude cheap products i don't like sticking cheap products in my body you put q-tips all over your body my grandfather once said never stick anything in your body that's bigger than your elbow that's smaller than your elbow he said that multiple times and always has to correct every single time you've said it you've had to correct you can't fit your elbow in anywhere in your body therefore you shouldn't stick anything in your body i think explain food food that's not a thing that's food but this is a thing we got him a toothbrush i wouldn't brush your teeth with the sun you want to fight for who gets to lick the bowl after with the bowl the bowl does this suck up the hair no it just cuts it it gets stuck in the little things we kind of hopped over my statement a little quickly i was referencing like brownies like who wants to eat his nose hairs and we all just kind of tiptoed past it you made me sneeze you heard that work though yeah it's like it almost shot a real ray again i feel like we tiptoed past me offering up my bag of chips for him to sneeze into i thought that was a really good joke i didn't think so nobody left i didn't even hear that you can't hear that you just he just did it i didn't hear it either oh that's funny that's kind of kind of i have to explain my jokes now because i have a really good sense of humor incredible one incredible thing and you guys don't get it a dope or a nerf uh i think it's a dope it's a no ray gun up my nose what am i teaching my kids that's whatever you interpret that as next product this is one i actually really want my sister give me that she did well i want one so this is perfect i've trimmed my beard a billion times and every single time i do it i have to find a new place because no place really works the way i wanted to one time i stood in my bathtub what does that even mean and trim my beard but it still was hard to clean it's hard to clean everywhere i go try to trim i try to stood on the floor hard to clean you're just overthinking it this is a lot of work no it's not you just the good thing about this though is that if you're like oh yo i got i got to go to work and you already like gussied up you know yeah this keeps you from getting that'll keep you from getting it all over you bust out the old backwards cape suction into my mirror that is a backwards game let's listen to what this guy say welcome to beard king's beard bib tips and tricks you know he said that 12th take a billion times okay this dude is all looks no delivery he has the most monotone voice i don't know i'm feeling like a lot of jealousy coming from this i said he has all the looks i am jealous of his looks i just think he has a monotone voice see how i just just inflected he could be better at speaking to other people i just want to keep looking at him all right i'm engaged now you guys can't say anything weird about me all right that's why you did it i got engaged people stopped judging me people stopped wondering you know any cons i've gotten with people like i really thought tanner was you know i've got like a billion people saying that i'm just like what i'm engaged now so what does that say it's time to get the beard back that was like instinctual we both saw the holes like there they go all right please bring me back dude give me one please how quickly i fold it on my bad guy move give me one please those are really good this is mine yeah trimmer i don't have a beer trim here we're gonna have to do it at home but i at least want to try it on and then i'll show you guys what it looks like when i trim my own beard oh it's it is the bag yeah i think anything is a design like this oh it's literally just a bag in suction cups silly all right let's move on well it's cut to me using it hey everybody so i'm going to be capturing some footage of me using like the beard catcher kind of stuff i said i was going to do it at home perhaps take it home all right guys the bib's on i'm connected to the mirror i like never trim my own beard because i'm so bad at it i usually trim it out of urgency before taking pictures or something and tend to mess it up all right let's see how it goes getting a little bit around the edges don't want to trim too much off the volume of it so far so good i'm kind of impressed honestly left hand trimming a little risky oh it does catch it i thought it was going to go down on the floor mm-hmm all right let me show you guys the result this is everything i caught i didn't trim too much because you know beard already looks pretty good you know the only stuff that really got out was from the razor me putting the razor down onto the sink so i say that's kind of a successful product i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna keep it it's a lot easier than me trying to be trimming everything up getting it on my clothes or like getting it over the floor and then having to go downstairs and having to get a broom and sweep it up should i just use a trash bag and would it have been a lot cheaper yes but now i have this next part woods you have to get the hide and crease insoles because you're the only one in this group that needs them why i'm not insecure about my height no it's not insecurity we're insecure about your height yeah it's like cringe like we're embarrassed for you step up bro literally so you can just add these on how what are you doing like where where does your foot go in the shoe no it does your heel is going to be sticking out of the top i don't understand the science of it either honestly all right let's try it out i want to see if it works with you oh it's the feet shoes these are wood these are for sure woods can get taller this is big boy time look we go one little higher right there this is like minecraft for ego switch another joke that goes missed by these two my talents are wasted here at dopano mr beast hit us up look at this heel that woody's gonna get taller with finally he's gonna be the size of a real man why is it so flappy this is what my soul looks like before church gets hard after church solid your soul is solid after church yeah this is you gotta go to church i don't know which is better put your soul in me with my stop it i like how it still has the back on like it's a like it's a pair of jordans it's like you could wear these alone honestly it's skinnier than a normal heel so you're kind of like wobbling it just looks like your ankles are deformed dude yeah dude it kind of works still inches shorter you are a little taller though how do you feel feel more confident no i don't because my heels are raised so i feel like you're healthy you are taller than me more feminine instantly more feminine here put your foot over here we're really pushing this table to the limits aren't we we are you're doing great dude that's what it looks like you're doing great honey you're no longer overweight is the important thing because your bmi now is it just doesn't allow your heel to go into your shoe could you pull off one just one inch every man could use another inch oh that doesn't look yeah we could well what do you feel woods what are you thinking it's gonna be a no can you see things from a new perspective what was the weather difference yeah these suck they smell really bad this part like is kind of weird like what is that oh it's for cushion watching woods go through the review process is incredible this part is so stupid oh it's for cushion i like that wow it's got measurements yeah there are no really you you don't want to be an installer no all right next bra don't why would you do that my brain shut off dude i was about to be like don't you heard me say don't didn't you i was mid whatever i don't even know why i even thought about doing that darren let me do uh hearing what about men's crop top oh dad crop that's kind of sick dude dude this is sick yeah i'm totally oh buddy no easy yeah he drops something in his belly button they sell him only small and medium so i'll get a medium let's find a cart oh this is mine i've been waiting for this dad crop this might be the most or the least attractive i've ever been so we'll see i've seen you in a mermaid suit it's actually kind of hot dude thanks dude i figured i think this is like possibly the most attractive i've ever been oh you got your kelvies on why does this kind of work dude if i had abs this would be sick it's so hard to not look because you want you got to be like i'm here oh look you can see my finger remember getting fire started in high school i remember getting corndogged in high school what is corn dog it's when someone comes up behind you and knees you right in the middle yeah one time i was sharing a bed with my dad wait what okay hold on you got corn dogged and this is your follow-up story we are on a family trip my sister was sharing a bed with my mom i was sharing a bed with my dad i turned around i'm like i'm not used to sleeping next to someone and like this was like maybe i was like 15 or something i like pull up my knee really fast did that exact thing to him in the middle of the night at like 1am and he was like oh my mom's like ted shut up we're in a hotel and he's like i just got made in the butt once i get in shape i mean round is a shape but once i get into like a better shape imagine wearing this every day and then just this is tan and you pull up it's like that would be so weird go to the beach off your crop top people would be really confused like how you achieved that tan line this is a weird look i kind of vibe with it dude woods really slapped you good though he did duty changed my color man i gotta get ripped now just to wear this again and make all my haters in the comments regret will you have haters in the comments oh for sure yeah jealous haters i wish i could that belly button all right woods what embarrasses you productivity again what is something wood likes what about like an extra extra extra long selfie stick why do you want it to be so long i got a wide lines bro you mean you don't have a white lens or yeah what about this one you what what's wrong i don't know i thought a selfie stick the size of a basketball court would have been cooler basketball court no not basketball court i was comparing this side i didn't want a basketball court that is a long selfie stick was you found it and it has a ring light this is cringy yeah for sure oh yeah but how much do you have to love yourself you can actually use this woods you're not going to use this in private the woods really wanted a selfie stick we got a lot of woods products this episode you wanted a really long selfie stick oh yeah why do you want a really long selfie stick because it is cringy to use a selfie stick that long every time i see any sort of like camera gear advertised towards influencers there's always this ring light and so i wouldn't be caught dead in public with a ring light oh wow why would you need a ring light that far away look at this dude that's actually that's really handy i just broke my bib this is a bluetooth button right here you can actually take a picture i don't know why because this goes out with it so what are you doing not very bright though very dim surprisingly dim i just don't understand what this extra handle is here oh i get it what am i missing it's like this hi ray take a picture come to the quiche cup he's going to try and take some selfies i hate ring lights tbh i hate that ring light aesthetic cross-eyed you know his eyes are the opposite across his eyes go the other way what's the point of that handle though there's got to be directions i think it inflates it this would be a sick weapon in like downtown l.a i'm gonna beat you with my ring oh okay see this the bluetooth button comes off it still doesn't explain why there's a handle here though maybe it's just hold the button to hold the button yeah this is like the weakest light though for it to even effect container it has to be like two feet from clamps your phone in here oh maybe that's it to close like this you could have just done this oh maybe not it breaks his neck i hate it i say no so i think it fits the video perfectly it has a purpose but it is crazy all right woods i want to see three selfies every other day from now on on your instagram you know i created woodz's old tinder account for him has it been helping that's a no all right next product what's this sand sanitizer in a pen sand sanitizer why would you sanitize sand because people step all over it no more loud hand gel farts i need that problem solved i hate the hand gel farts every hour on the hour i need to disinfect my hands otherwise i get the vidcon 19. and everyone thinks i'm farting in my own office all alone i go and bailey's like are you farting again and i'm like no disinfecting my hands so i don't get vidcon 19. and that's a true story well just because he said that whole true story i think we have to get this add to cart uh write and spray fill with essential oils or sanitizer who bought this did i buy this i'm such an idiot someone comes in while you're writing a report better protect myself vodka vodka straight so i just take this off and i put some goo let's put some goo in it really putting gatorade i think i'm gonna put gatorade in this yeah for sure waste i'm out of gatorade but i got a canada dry that's carbonated yeah it'll spread all right you go ahead if you can get it in there without spilling i'll give you five dollars right here right now it'll be the second time he's paid me this year i don't know you ever just feel the need to shake something sheesh okay this is actually sweet i think we're onto something can you do that but sing at the same time this works i'm honestly impressed with how good it works boom i'm writing an essay what's that i needed red bull back to writing an essay not a bad idea yeah guys let me know if you want me to do a whole video of me drinking an entire can of soda out of this i think i could do it i just finished this wow it's gonna take you forever the old mr beast videos watching jake paul for 24 hours straight tanner drinking an entire can of soda out of a pen coming at you mr beast you're never going to be able to handle me in the future cause i need help so is it a dope or no dope for sure this works better than i thought it would take home doesn't get ashamed though oh yeah life shame yeah he does get ashamed things that will help you with your productivity oh yeah that makes you feel shame oh come on man that's what we're doing today look up the the analog system ugg monk ugg monk ugg monk monk bug monk this analog the simplest productivity system ooh i like this it's embarrassing because you have to use it but it's cool because you get it you go to pull out your phone or computer the next thing you know you're doing this or this they have animal crossing on the iphone freaks out and you're met with an endless list of tasks so you end up doing nothing been there sister i needed a better way what was your way this is a long pitch for a box with paper analog divides tasks into three cards today next and someday let's get it i want it but it is cringy look what's new is this though you can't pay attention you need attention tools yeah i need something to write down all my sticky thoughts there you go now woods never will forget again unless he forgets to use this which will probably happen a week later this is woods oh this is for woods ugg monk ugly monkey ugly monkey what was this ugg monk okay so we have the cards here then we have the system here so this is a high quality little system for woods to do his taxes on so we have a couple different types of cards here each one of these is a set he's got three sets here he's going to be getting productive for years to come considering he only uses one card a year probably i'm actually keep busy i know and that's the problem woods what because what the more effective you are the less busy you are i like being busy because it distracts you from your soul exactly well then let's throw this away we got bigger fish to fry here's your today card put that in here um this honestly is your style though woods see like someday in next cards right you can put those right here but the idea here is that you write down your tasks for today and then you put it right there totally analog there's no apps no complexity for you it's very very simple woods oh wait a second you didn't get through your list today oh you just put it on next and you'll get to that eventually oh you have some tasks that you don't need to do right away you just put those on sunday and then eventually you come back to that sunday card hear me out we put types of fruits drinks we throw it in the air okay pick them up grab them boom that's what we do okay or tasks ah tasks tasks too there you go there's your productivity system gosh it's so nice i almost don't even want to like use it it's like so nice that's completely gone so you're putting it all back yeah so i don't lose anything when he sells it no i'm gonna keep it in the trash keep it nice it's actually really nice i wanna see you use it the the beauty of keeping things analog and not digital is that you can't basically overburden yourself and the government doesn't see it look how unproductive this guy is we want him well what's his tasks they might be curious bill baum what do you rate it i haven't used it yet so i'm not sure why you wrote the problem excited to use it and the way it looks and how it's beautifully made it's beautiful it's walnut it's a dope because you're right like with a list you just write a list you know what why don't you write down your thoughts and then give them to us no next product this is embarrassing it's pretty embarrassing this is extremely embarrassing daddy gear no gaddy you are daddy dude this is cringy but i love it it's over bro i'm never sitting up it's got a monster anna dr pepper this kid is cracked what's wrong with just putting the drink on your desk uh-uh that's where all the high-tech is yeah that's not what a gamer would do you nerd can't wait to try this out on my desk this is mine i knew i had one in here somewhere it's called gaddy gear ew daddy gear i've actually decided i've told hayley i want to be called papa how do you feel about that well i think you should wait till you have kids daddy's no different right it's offensive it's all dad's everywhere someone tells me i'm not afraid of dads who are offended by this is a lot smaller than i thought it would be i'm gonna throw that out there where do you hang that on your chair you hang it on the arm rest of your chair let's see you put so let's act like this is an arm it is and then uh you would put your snacks on the side so here we would put waffles pancakes and then here's syrup so can we get you on like an actual chair well let's try let me show you this way let's get it on an actual chair cut two yeah let's do my chair hey guys tanner here again i'm gonna be doing a quick little review of the snack thing i was gonna go on of the snack thing that's going of the snack thing that's supposed to go on your gaming chair or just like desk chair i'll supposed to take it home and put it on mine but i forgot this is a gaming chair for woods because he's a short king look at this i just threw in some snacks to give you guys a little example i checked the etsy webpage again and it's supposed to go on the arm supposed to kind of like hang down you're just supposed to sit in it and then if you ever want a snack you just kind of reach down and grab one i don't know why we paid money for this yeah that's uh it like solves a problem i guess some people might have why do you need that much snacks at your desk all the time you know like it's okay to eat snacks at your desk but let's go get like one at a time you know the trip to the fridge maybe you need that trip if you're eating that much snack maybe that's a little hostile to me either way that's a no gamer art what's the gamer i'd say gamer noun person who plays video games a person who is that marketed towards because the gamer would not choose that it's like a girl who has less social skills than she should but is aesthetic an aesthetic girl who is not aware no who is too gamer to realize how unaware she is such a specific target it's a niche for sure dude you see my new poster it's a definition what is this motion sensor closet light where do people find this stuff oh it's like a wand i'm a little embarrassed to try this but i'll try it it's like a little walking torch part of me actually thinks this is almost a little useful when you're walking into a dark bedroom i feel like harry potter car that's mine oh this is mine this i remember now why did i buy this in this video i don't know it's a lot smaller than i thought like i thought it was like one of those minecraft torches did you just say you thought it was like one of them minecraft torches yeah like the toy ones yeah like a big blocky toy that's dope you want the lights to go night night yeah can you make the lights go night night it's not very bright but if it's super super dark in the room this will be perfect i actually like this a lot because i get up in the middle of the night dehydrated in search for water i just imagine you trekking out in the middle of the night to get water from the river you know that's the beauty of having like a small house that's why i love living in like a studio apartment because like everything is with within reach that was an anti-flex i miss the smallness i agree i actually do it you don't understand dude people think you want bigger bigger bigger but you don't you want smaller because it's cozy it doesn't get cozy if it's big oh jeff bales hasn't gotten hugged in years i do like this it's almost like a mini lightsaber the idea is this you charge this and it's on auto mode so like you can literally pick it up so it says it's a sensor light it hasn't turned off once i know but you got to wait for it to turn off this is a really cool product oh okay see that oh when you put it back up so it's mostly oh yeah turns on i do like it though i think this is like kind of like a mini torch you can carry around your house and you know you can search that like by your nightstand it's kind of like irl minecraft torches that's why i kind of like it you know what i mean yeah i thought it was like one of those minecraft torches i literally said that you're like oh you're stupid yeah i like this it's pretty cool how much was that i have no idea i don't know i do two to three thank you guys for watching this episode of doper nope that's a dope that's in the wrong order uh i got one of those two videos and uh let us know what was your favorite product down below leave some ideas leave some you know what you've been here before and if you haven't hit subscribe in the bell like yeah it's so strange to just try and not look at his tummy we'll see you next time goodbye not another spankyremember getting fire started in high school i remember getting corn dogged in high school what is corn dog there's your productivity system gosh it's so nice i almost don't even want to like use it it's like so nice what is up you guys welcome to doper nope the show ah you know it's just the show i was gonna say the show where we we we that's what you're gonna say we we i'm glad you stopped today we're rating cheddar rice crisps three out of ten horrific that's terrible on this episode of doper nope we're going to be looking at a bunch of products that you want but they might be a little bit embarrassing ten products so you wouldn't really want to get caught using or cut like these shorts yeah the whole point is it's like we want the products but we aren't exactly proud that we own them like these shorts yeah feeling cute thought i'd show my legs off regret let's take a look at that first product everybody oh this is what tanner needs i do have a long nose hair yeah you both need to consistently trim your nose hair and i've talked to both of you about this you have not talked to me about it no i talked to you about your ears my ears don't grow hair either no not hair wax yeah it's scary looking on them one time it was enormous it was the only time i've ever seen woods embarrassed you got something here and he was like what what what had happened with that situation the last person to comment about my ears said that they were really astonished with how clean my ears were you looked too much brighter yeah i was like yeah okay yeah i do i keep my ears real clean so then i guess when you came over and you're like you have something in your ears ears i was like no i got you so deep you must really care about that person or they must not be in your life they are actually no longer in my life we're just getting a deep rooted issues here okay so you guys will both use this add the basket gwat wow it's a nose gun ray gun nose trimmer retro styling battery operated slick trigger action bra is it yeah super slick who's this for this is for the twitch streamers that are like the guys who think they're funny but they're not this is for the guys who put like incredibly good sense of humor in their like instagram bio you're like that is funny yeah i have to touch it right put in your nose little trim trim it's gonna hurt dude cheap products i don't like sticking cheap products in my body you put q-tips all over your body my grandfather once said never stick anything in your body that's bigger than your elbow that's smaller than your elbow he said that multiple times and always has to correct every single time you've said it you've had to correct you can't fit your elbow in anywhere in your body therefore you shouldn't stick anything in your body i think explain food food that's not a thing that's food but this is a thing we got him a toothbrush i wouldn't brush your teeth with the sun you want to fight for who gets to lick the bowl after with the bowl the bowl does this suck up the hair no it just cuts it it gets stuck in the little things we kind of hopped over my statement a little quickly i was referencing like brownies like who wants to eat his nose hairs and we all just kind of tiptoed past it you made me sneeze you heard that work though yeah it's like it almost shot a real ray again i feel like we tiptoed past me offering up my bag of chips for him to sneeze into i thought that was a really good joke i didn't think so nobody left i didn't even hear that you can't hear that you just he just did it i didn't hear it either oh that's funny that's kind of kind of i have to explain my jokes now because i have a really good sense of humor incredible one incredible thing and you guys don't get it a dope or a nerf uh i think it's a dope it's a no ray gun up my nose what am i teaching my kids that's whatever you interpret that as next product this is one i actually really want my sister give me that she did well i want one so this is perfect i've trimmed my beard a billion times and every single time i do it i have to find a new place because no place really works the way i wanted to one time i stood in my bathtub what does that even mean and trim my beard but it still was hard to clean it's hard to clean everywhere i go try to trim i try to stood on the floor hard to clean you're just overthinking it this is a lot of work no it's not you just the good thing about this though is that if you're like oh yo i got i got to go to work and you already like gussied up you know yeah this keeps you from getting that'll keep you from getting it all over you bust out the old backwards cape suction into my mirror that is a backwards game let's listen to what this guy say welcome to beard king's beard bib tips and tricks you know he said that 12th take a billion times okay this dude is all looks no delivery he has the most monotone voice i don't know i'm feeling like a lot of jealousy coming from this i said he has all the looks i am jealous of his looks i just think he has a monotone voice see how i just just inflected he could be better at speaking to other people i just want to keep looking at him all right i'm engaged now you guys can't say anything weird about me all right that's why you did it i got engaged people stopped judging me people stopped wondering you know any cons i've gotten with people like i really thought tanner was you know i've got like a billion people saying that i'm just like what i'm engaged now so what does that say it's time to get the beard back that was like instinctual we both saw the holes like there they go all right please bring me back dude give me one please how quickly i fold it on my bad guy move give me one please those are really good this is mine yeah trimmer i don't have a beer trim here we're gonna have to do it at home but i at least want to try it on and then i'll show you guys what it looks like when i trim my own beard oh it's it is the bag yeah i think anything is a design like this oh it's literally just a bag in suction cups silly all right let's move on well it's cut to me using it hey everybody so i'm going to be capturing some footage of me using like the beard catcher kind of stuff i said i was going to do it at home perhaps take it home all right guys the bib's on i'm connected to the mirror i like never trim my own beard because i'm so bad at it i usually trim it out of urgency before taking pictures or something and tend to mess it up all right let's see how it goes getting a little bit around the edges don't want to trim too much off the volume of it so far so good i'm kind of impressed honestly left hand trimming a little risky oh it does catch it i thought it was going to go down on the floor mm-hmm all right let me show you guys the result this is everything i caught i didn't trim too much because you know beard already looks pretty good you know the only stuff that really got out was from the razor me putting the razor down onto the sink so i say that's kind of a successful product i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna keep it it's a lot easier than me trying to be trimming everything up getting it on my clothes or like getting it over the floor and then having to go downstairs and having to get a broom and sweep it up should i just use a trash bag and would it have been a lot cheaper yes but now i have this next part woods you have to get the hide and crease insoles because you're the only one in this group that needs them why i'm not insecure about my height no it's not insecurity we're insecure about your height yeah it's like cringe like we're embarrassed for you step up bro literally so you can just add these on how what are you doing like where where does your foot go in the shoe no it does your heel is going to be sticking out of the top i don't understand the science of it either honestly all right let's try it out i want to see if it works with you oh it's the feet shoes these are wood these are for sure woods can get taller this is big boy time look we go one little higher right there this is like minecraft for ego switch another joke that goes missed by these two my talents are wasted here at dopano mr beast hit us up look at this heel that woody's gonna get taller with finally he's gonna be the size of a real man why is it so flappy this is what my soul looks like before church gets hard after church solid your soul is solid after church yeah this is you gotta go to church i don't know which is better put your soul in me with my stop it i like how it still has the back on like it's a like it's a pair of jordans it's like you could wear these alone honestly it's skinnier than a normal heel so you're kind of like wobbling it just looks like your ankles are deformed dude yeah dude it kind of works still inches shorter you are a little taller though how do you feel feel more confident no i don't because my heels are raised so i feel like you're healthy you are taller than me more feminine instantly more feminine here put your foot over here we're really pushing this table to the limits aren't we we are you're doing great dude that's what it looks like you're doing great honey you're no longer overweight is the important thing because your bmi now is it just doesn't allow your heel to go into your shoe could you pull off one just one inch every man could use another inch oh that doesn't look yeah we could well what do you feel woods what are you thinking it's gonna be a no can you see things from a new perspective what was the weather difference yeah these suck they smell really bad this part like is kind of weird like what is that oh it's for cushion watching woods go through the review process is incredible this part is so stupid oh it's for cushion i like that wow it's got measurements yeah there are no really you you don't want to be an installer no all right next bra don't why would you do that my brain shut off dude i was about to be like don't you heard me say don't didn't you i was mid whatever i don't even know why i even thought about doing that darren let me do uh hearing what about men's crop top oh dad crop that's kind of sick dude dude this is sick yeah i'm totally oh buddy no easy yeah he drops something in his belly button they sell him only small and medium so i'll get a medium let's find a cart oh this is mine i've been waiting for this dad crop this might be the most or the least attractive i've ever been so we'll see i've seen you in a mermaid suit it's actually kind of hot dude thanks dude i figured i think this is like possibly the most attractive i've ever been oh you got your kelvies on why does this kind of work dude if i had abs this would be sick it's so hard to not look because you want you got to be like i'm here oh look you can see my finger remember getting fire started in high school i remember getting corndogged in high school what is corn dog it's when someone comes up behind you and knees you right in the middle yeah one time i was sharing a bed with my dad wait what okay hold on you got corn dogged and this is your follow-up story we are on a family trip my sister was sharing a bed with my mom i was sharing a bed with my dad i turned around i'm like i'm not used to sleeping next to someone and like this was like maybe i was like 15 or something i like pull up my knee really fast did that exact thing to him in the middle of the night at like 1am and he was like oh my mom's like ted shut up we're in a hotel and he's like i just got made in the butt once i get in shape i mean round is a shape but once i get into like a better shape imagine wearing this every day and then just this is tan and you pull up it's like that would be so weird go to the beach off your crop top people would be really confused like how you achieved that tan line this is a weird look i kind of vibe with it dude woods really slapped you good though he did duty changed my color man i gotta get ripped now just to wear this again and make all my haters in the comments regret will you have haters in the comments oh for sure yeah jealous haters i wish i could that belly button all right woods what embarrasses you productivity again what is something wood likes what about like an extra extra extra long selfie stick why do you want it to be so long i got a wide lines bro you mean you don't have a white lens or yeah what about this one you what what's wrong i don't know i thought a selfie stick the size of a basketball court would have been cooler basketball court no not basketball court i was comparing this side i didn't want a basketball court that is a long selfie stick was you found it and it has a ring light this is cringy yeah for sure oh yeah but how much do you have to love yourself you can actually use this woods you're not going to use this in private the woods really wanted a selfie stick we got a lot of woods products this episode you wanted a really long selfie stick oh yeah why do you want a really long selfie stick because it is cringy to use a selfie stick that long every time i see any sort of like camera gear advertised towards influencers there's always this ring light and so i wouldn't be caught dead in public with a ring light oh wow why would you need a ring light that far away look at this dude that's actually that's really handy i just broke my bib this is a bluetooth button right here you can actually take a picture i don't know why because this goes out with it so what are you doing not very bright though very dim surprisingly dim i just don't understand what this extra handle is here oh i get it what am i missing it's like this hi ray take a picture come to the quiche cup he's going to try and take some selfies i hate ring lights tbh i hate that ring light aesthetic cross-eyed you know his eyes are the opposite across his eyes go the other way what's the point of that handle though there's got to be directions i think it inflates it this would be a sick weapon in like downtown l.a i'm gonna beat you with my ring oh okay see this the bluetooth button comes off it still doesn't explain why there's a handle here though maybe it's just hold the button to hold the button yeah this is like the weakest light though for it to even effect container it has to be like two feet from clamps your phone in here oh maybe that's it to close like this you could have just done this oh maybe not it breaks his neck i hate it i say no so i think it fits the video perfectly it has a purpose but it is crazy all right woods i want to see three selfies every other day from now on on your instagram you know i created woodz's old tinder account for him has it been helping that's a no all right next product what's this sand sanitizer in a pen sand sanitizer why would you sanitize sand because people step all over it no more loud hand gel farts i need that problem solved i hate the hand gel farts every hour on the hour i need to disinfect my hands otherwise i get the vidcon 19. and everyone thinks i'm farting in my own office all alone i go and bailey's like are you farting again and i'm like no disinfecting my hands so i don't get vidcon 19. and that's a true story well just because he said that whole true story i think we have to get this add to cart uh write and spray fill with essential oils or sanitizer who bought this did i buy this i'm such an idiot someone comes in while you're writing a report better protect myself vodka vodka straight so i just take this off and i put some goo let's put some goo in it really putting gatorade i think i'm gonna put gatorade in this yeah for sure waste i'm out of gatorade but i got a canada dry that's carbonated yeah it'll spread all right you go ahead if you can get it in there without spilling i'll give you five dollars right here right now it'll be the second time he's paid me this year i don't know you ever just feel the need to shake something sheesh okay this is actually sweet i think we're onto something can you do that but sing at the same time this works i'm honestly impressed with how good it works boom i'm writing an essay what's that i needed red bull back to writing an essay not a bad idea yeah guys let me know if you want me to do a whole video of me drinking an entire can of soda out of this i think i could do it i just finished this wow it's gonna take you forever the old mr beast videos watching jake paul for 24 hours straight tanner drinking an entire can of soda out of a pen coming at you mr beast you're never going to be able to handle me in the future cause i need help so is it a dope or no dope for sure this works better than i thought it would take home doesn't get ashamed though oh yeah life shame yeah he does get ashamed things that will help you with your productivity oh yeah that makes you feel shame oh come on man that's what we're doing today look up the the analog system ugg monk ugg monk ugg monk monk bug monk this analog the simplest productivity system ooh i like this it's embarrassing because you have to use it but it's cool because you get it you go to pull out your phone or computer the next thing you know you're doing this or this they have animal crossing on the iphone freaks out and you're met with an endless list of tasks so you end up doing nothing been there sister i needed a better way what was your way this is a long pitch for a box with paper analog divides tasks into three cards today next and someday let's get it i want it but it is cringy look what's new is this though you can't pay attention you need attention tools yeah i need something to write down all my sticky thoughts there you go now woods never will forget again unless he forgets to use this which will probably happen a week later this is woods oh this is for woods ugg monk ugly monkey ugly monkey what was this ugg monk okay so we have the cards here then we have the system here so this is a high quality little system for woods to do his taxes on so we have a couple different types of cards here each one of these is a set he's got three sets here he's going to be getting productive for years to come considering he only uses one card a year probably i'm actually keep busy i know and that's the problem woods what because what the more effective you are the less busy you are i like being busy because it distracts you from your soul exactly well then let's throw this away we got bigger fish to fry here's your today card put that in here um this honestly is your style though woods see like someday in next cards right you can put those right here but the idea here is that you write down your tasks for today and then you put it right there totally analog there's no apps no complexity for you it's very very simple woods oh wait a second you didn't get through your list today oh you just put it on next and you'll get to that eventually oh you have some tasks that you don't need to do right away you just put those on sunday and then eventually you come back to that sunday card hear me out we put types of fruits drinks we throw it in the air okay pick them up grab them boom that's what we do okay or tasks ah tasks tasks too there you go there's your productivity system gosh it's so nice i almost don't even want to like use it it's like so nice that's completely gone so you're putting it all back yeah so i don't lose anything when he sells it no i'm gonna keep it in the trash keep it nice it's actually really nice i wanna see you use it the the beauty of keeping things analog and not digital is that you can't basically overburden yourself and the government doesn't see it look how unproductive this guy is we want him well what's his tasks they might be curious bill baum what do you rate it i haven't used it yet so i'm not sure why you wrote the problem excited to use it and the way it looks and how it's beautifully made it's beautiful it's walnut it's a dope because you're right like with a list you just write a list you know what why don't you write down your thoughts and then give them to us no next product this is embarrassing it's pretty embarrassing this is extremely embarrassing daddy gear no gaddy you are daddy dude this is cringy but i love it it's over bro i'm never sitting up it's got a monster anna dr pepper this kid is cracked what's wrong with just putting the drink on your desk uh-uh that's where all the high-tech is yeah that's not what a gamer would do you nerd can't wait to try this out on my desk this is mine i knew i had one in here somewhere it's called gaddy gear ew daddy gear i've actually decided i've told hayley i want to be called papa how do you feel about that well i think you should wait till you have kids daddy's no different right it's offensive it's all dad's everywhere someone tells me i'm not afraid of dads who are offended by this is a lot smaller than i thought it would be i'm gonna throw that out there where do you hang that on your chair you hang it on the arm rest of your chair let's see you put so let's act like this is an arm it is and then uh you would put your snacks on the side so here we would put waffles pancakes and then here's syrup so can we get you on like an actual chair well let's try let me show you this way let's get it on an actual chair cut two yeah let's do my chair hey guys tanner here again i'm gonna be doing a quick little review of the snack thing i was gonna go on of the snack thing that's going of the snack thing that's supposed to go on your gaming chair or just like desk chair i'll supposed to take it home and put it on mine but i forgot this is a gaming chair for woods because he's a short king look at this i just threw in some snacks to give you guys a little example i checked the etsy webpage again and it's supposed to go on the arm supposed to kind of like hang down you're just supposed to sit in it and then if you ever want a snack you just kind of reach down and grab one i don't know why we paid money for this yeah that's uh it like solves a problem i guess some people might have why do you need that much snacks at your desk all the time you know like it's okay to eat snacks at your desk but let's go get like one at a time you know the trip to the fridge maybe you need that trip if you're eating that much snack maybe that's a little hostile to me either way that's a no gamer art what's the gamer i'd say gamer noun person who plays video games a person who is that marketed towards because the gamer would not choose that it's like a girl who has less social skills than she should but is aesthetic an aesthetic girl who is not aware no who is too gamer to realize how unaware she is such a specific target it's a niche for sure dude you see my new poster it's a definition what is this motion sensor closet light where do people find this stuff oh it's like a wand i'm a little embarrassed to try this but i'll try it it's like a little walking torch part of me actually thinks this is almost a little useful when you're walking into a dark bedroom i feel like harry potter car that's mine oh this is mine this i remember now why did i buy this in this video i don't know it's a lot smaller than i thought like i thought it was like one of those minecraft torches did you just say you thought it was like one of them minecraft torches yeah like the toy ones yeah like a big blocky toy that's dope you want the lights to go night night yeah can you make the lights go night night it's not very bright but if it's super super dark in the room this will be perfect i actually like this a lot because i get up in the middle of the night dehydrated in search for water i just imagine you trekking out in the middle of the night to get water from the river you know that's the beauty of having like a small house that's why i love living in like a studio apartment because like everything is with within reach that was an anti-flex i miss the smallness i agree i actually do it you don't understand dude people think you want bigger bigger bigger but you don't you want smaller because it's cozy it doesn't get cozy if it's big oh jeff bales hasn't gotten hugged in years i do like this it's almost like a mini lightsaber the idea is this you charge this and it's on auto mode so like you can literally pick it up so it says it's a sensor light it hasn't turned off once i know but you got to wait for it to turn off this is a really cool product oh okay see that oh when you put it back up so it's mostly oh yeah turns on i do like it though i think this is like kind of like a mini torch you can carry around your house and you know you can search that like by your nightstand it's kind of like irl minecraft torches that's why i kind of like it you know what i mean yeah i thought it was like one of those minecraft torches i literally said that you're like oh you're stupid yeah i like this it's pretty cool how much was that i have no idea i don't know i do two to three thank you guys for watching this episode of doper nope that's a dope that's in the wrong order uh i got one of those two videos and uh let us know what was your favorite product down below leave some ideas leave some you know what you've been here before and if you haven't hit subscribe in the bell like yeah it's so strange to just try and not look at his tummy we'll see you next time goodbye not another spanky\n"