**The Unpredictability of Vlogging**

As I began filming my latest vlog, I realized that I had forgotten to bring Chans with me. Luckily, one of my friends suggested putting them in a container, which might have been a good idea, but ultimately didn't work out. Those Chans were definitely the worst. I think it's time we get rid of the sticky mat on our set. Oh no, that's not going to end well. The plastic on our camera is going to pop off, and I'm starting to feel like those are the worst. It's causing a mess, and now my greens aren't even matching. I guess it's time for me to get used to this angle. They feel so far, like they're bouncing away from us.

My friend was trying out for a beauty pageant, but she didn't realize that she had already taken first place. She thinks she needs to kick the ball, and I've done it before - it hurts really badly. We've been hoping to rent something for the past few weeks, but every time we go to look for something to rent at the movie box, there's nothing that we want to rent - even for free with redeem codes. The guy who just took our order for 50 cents on ice cream cones is a little too happy and cracking me up.

As I continued filming, my friend started to get into character. She was trying out different poses and expressions, but it was clear that she had no idea what she was doing. I was starting to worry that she would choke on the ice cream cone, which was sitting in front of her on the table. Luckily, it wasn't a problem, and we were able to move forward with the shoot.

Just as things were starting to calm down, my friend's dog, Hugo (who didn't actually exist), came bounding into the room. I'm not sure what kind of story she was trying to tell us, but it seemed like it was going to be a long and boring one. Luckily, we were able to interrupt her mid-sentence and move on to something more interesting.

As the shoot continued, I couldn't help but think about my own life. I've been running Locke & Key since 1996, and I'm starting to feel like it's time for me to do something slightly different with it. I'm thinking about selling and reselling geeky and nerdy products - tech and non-tech stuff that people want. It's going to be a big change, but I think it could be an exciting new direction.

Just then, my friend reminded us that it was getting dark outside. I couldn't help but agree with her - the lack of sunlight was starting to get to me. But despite the gloomy weather, we were determined to keep the mood light and fun. We chatted about our favorite topics, from kale to beauty pageants, and laughed together like old friends.

As the shoot came to a close, I couldn't help but feel grateful for my friend's company. Even though things had gotten a little crazy, it was always an absolute pleasure to spend time with her. And who knows - maybe one day we'll be able to rent something that we actually want to rent and have a fun night out. Until then, we'll just have to keep on vlogging.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now here ye here ye Diana is a beautiful life and she's wonderful too I'm making the announcement because I'm the town crier actually I may be the village idiot I'm enjoying some pre coffee coffee because Diana asked if we could go out and get coffee together I agreed but I needed to have something to tied me over she didn't seem very happy when I saw her last upstairs she made the remark really asked a rhetorical question do you realize I'm wearing a sweater in July and I said yeah and it's awesome she didn't like that answer baby yeah I'm coming where we're having a vlog staring contest I win we're having a vlog staring contest I win I just want to point out that I am wearing a sweater in July and I don't like one bit of it well then change the sweater the alternative is being cold which shoe should I wear what the hell you were just wearing a different pair of second ago this is one pair how does she do that you pink they're the same pairs of shoes H oh wait a second no no no no they're not look at I can see the differences between very subtle differences here between these two pair of black shoes and our entire existence on this planet hinges on making the right decision with these shoes I can see difference is in the Buckle you know I used to play this game all the time when I was a kid like spot the differences okay yeah so one is shiny the other one's kind of dullish it's called Matt baby okay Matt what's the other one's name shiny it's a horrible name shiny it is you know I have a cousin named Matt yeah yep oh we have a friend named Matt in Austin mhm he's dull it's not very nice no it's I was trying to make the matte joke cuz oh no oh no what eat your gummy vitamins these are going to give me cavities you know they I'll have soda with them the gummies will give you cavities but the soda won't look my mom taught me this trick you put a little paper napkin and the gas doesn't come out that might explain why I've been waking up with paper stuffed in my underwear you know they make pads for your underwear that when you fart it deodorizes and smells pretty you want some no the question is do you want some I don't fart like I know I'm not saying for you I'm saying for me do you want some girls don't fart me yeah they do yeah they do yeah they do I don't mind my sweater much anymore in July yeah I like this weather cuz it's kind of casual cool like I can roll my sleeves up and not wear socks you know what did you do to me I feel sick you got to get rid of the trash on it's a purse not a garbage can look this one came with it and it matches isn't that cute look at the inside it's like 70s you want it I should put Chans in here yeah good idea you okay I don't know ouch those are the worst I think it's time we get rid of the sticky mat oh man don't have a choice it's causing the plastic on the camera to pop off that's the culprit can you get used to this angle it's not the same they feel so far what they're bouncing they were bouncing there did my greens even match this will be my wood hun what about mine honey you don't get wood only I get wood you wanted to step on my wood about to honey look at the dumit toss it's like a spiderweb that I'd actually drink today you can sit in the shade and I'll sit in the sun I'm going to get a tan you already have a tan I'm not going to hit you I'm just holding out my arm heard a scary doong lunchtime are you hungry I'm guessing your tail means yes we're going to make some leftovers we have a little bit of R fried beans left and then the chicken I made yesterday and then I have these spinach and feta patties let's flip these over they smell really good I brought you leftovers huzzah all right one of you guys is missing their shoe say hi to all the viewers wiy tell them how much you love them and how honory you are in real life ah those are too small this doesn't have anything those are too big I think found two here's one all right looks look like we got them fixed I see you your face stitches you scared me so bad I pushed the unre the unrecorded a video for one of our sponsors oh well sound excited don't sound disappointed yay exactly how did it go it went well now I have to edit it together it sounded lovely other than that sentence edit it together that that that doesn't make any sense as opposed to unrec just got these groceries from the grocery store we usually go to that has discount prices I did bring my own bag but I had to use three of theirs and the guy even helped me load them in why hello Hugo even though I don't think Hugo is the dog's name this is Hugo's dog ah yes Edward this was my favorite part of Vlog 435 too I mean Vlog 435 as well Diana has been hunting and Gathering I'm kind of hot now you're kind of hot always and she brings cool snacks like kale it's a new thing you know so what the cool kids are eating maybe my Kale's gone bad no it's like that baby that's what kale is like a lettuce thing when something comes along whip it whip it good ew hey did you just lock me out Diana wants to be in a beauty pageant but she's already taken first place and she doesn't realize it a you want to kick the ball I've done it before it hurts really bad we've been hoping to rent something for the past few weeks it's just that every time we go to look for something to rent at the movie box there's nothing that we want to rent even for free with redeem codes yes that's bad when you don't even want something for free I don't even know if I'd watch half that stuff if they paid me the guy who just took our order for 50 c ice cream cones is a little too happy he was cracking me up he was singing yeah it's more than4 cents A1 four no a do7 oh where did I get a doll four I don't know are you eating our money again how you doing doing well 110 110 oh oh H thank you wower who's this bigger size Matters not this one has like a yellow tint to it they both have yellow go uhoh baby don't choke it's soft serve baby you're going to has smear it on your face you think you're sparing it on my face I just don't want it smeared all over the car good idea for dinner I need medicated foot cream and who puts that foot cream on your foot me tell us a story mom it's like they're watching TV but they're watching me we're still waiting for the story oh that's good enough oops got it are you watching with great interest mhm this is going to burn always does that's not so bad no doesn't hurt kind of concerns me oh no no here comes the burn it's burning it's owie good job sweetie you did it this is chicken Adobe I've been running lockr Nome since 1996 and I'm thinking about doing something slightly different with it now selling and reselling geeky and nerdy products Tech and non-tech stuff stuff that people want anyway stuff that people turn to me to tell them about why not it's very dark outside right now but please don't let that stop you from commenting liking and sharing all our videosthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now here ye here ye Diana is a beautiful life and she's wonderful too I'm making the announcement because I'm the town crier actually I may be the village idiot I'm enjoying some pre coffee coffee because Diana asked if we could go out and get coffee together I agreed but I needed to have something to tied me over she didn't seem very happy when I saw her last upstairs she made the remark really asked a rhetorical question do you realize I'm wearing a sweater in July and I said yeah and it's awesome she didn't like that answer baby yeah I'm coming where we're having a vlog staring contest I win we're having a vlog staring contest I win I just want to point out that I am wearing a sweater in July and I don't like one bit of it well then change the sweater the alternative is being cold which shoe should I wear what the hell you were just wearing a different pair of second ago this is one pair how does she do that you pink they're the same pairs of shoes H oh wait a second no no no no they're not look at I can see the differences between very subtle differences here between these two pair of black shoes and our entire existence on this planet hinges on making the right decision with these shoes I can see difference is in the Buckle you know I used to play this game all the time when I was a kid like spot the differences okay yeah so one is shiny the other one's kind of dullish it's called Matt baby okay Matt what's the other one's name shiny it's a horrible name shiny it is you know I have a cousin named Matt yeah yep oh we have a friend named Matt in Austin mhm he's dull it's not very nice no it's I was trying to make the matte joke cuz oh no oh no what eat your gummy vitamins these are going to give me cavities you know they I'll have soda with them the gummies will give you cavities but the soda won't look my mom taught me this trick you put a little paper napkin and the gas doesn't come out that might explain why I've been waking up with paper stuffed in my underwear you know they make pads for your underwear that when you fart it deodorizes and smells pretty you want some no the question is do you want some I don't fart like I know I'm not saying for you I'm saying for me do you want some girls don't fart me yeah they do yeah they do yeah they do I don't mind my sweater much anymore in July yeah I like this weather cuz it's kind of casual cool like I can roll my sleeves up and not wear socks you know what did you do to me I feel sick you got to get rid of the trash on it's a purse not a garbage can look this one came with it and it matches isn't that cute look at the inside it's like 70s you want it I should put Chans in here yeah good idea you okay I don't know ouch those are the worst I think it's time we get rid of the sticky mat oh man don't have a choice it's causing the plastic on the camera to pop off that's the culprit can you get used to this angle it's not the same they feel so far what they're bouncing they were bouncing there did my greens even match this will be my wood hun what about mine honey you don't get wood only I get wood you wanted to step on my wood about to honey look at the dumit toss it's like a spiderweb that I'd actually drink today you can sit in the shade and I'll sit in the sun I'm going to get a tan you already have a tan I'm not going to hit you I'm just holding out my arm heard a scary doong lunchtime are you hungry I'm guessing your tail means yes we're going to make some leftovers we have a little bit of R fried beans left and then the chicken I made yesterday and then I have these spinach and feta patties let's flip these over they smell really good I brought you leftovers huzzah all right one of you guys is missing their shoe say hi to all the viewers wiy tell them how much you love them and how honory you are in real life ah those are too small this doesn't have anything those are too big I think found two here's one all right looks look like we got them fixed I see you your face stitches you scared me so bad I pushed the unre the unrecorded a video for one of our sponsors oh well sound excited don't sound disappointed yay exactly how did it go it went well now I have to edit it together it sounded lovely other than that sentence edit it together that that that doesn't make any sense as opposed to unrec just got these groceries from the grocery store we usually go to that has discount prices I did bring my own bag but I had to use three of theirs and the guy even helped me load them in why hello Hugo even though I don't think Hugo is the dog's name this is Hugo's dog ah yes Edward this was my favorite part of Vlog 435 too I mean Vlog 435 as well Diana has been hunting and Gathering I'm kind of hot now you're kind of hot always and she brings cool snacks like kale it's a new thing you know so what the cool kids are eating maybe my Kale's gone bad no it's like that baby that's what kale is like a lettuce thing when something comes along whip it whip it good ew hey did you just lock me out Diana wants to be in a beauty pageant but she's already taken first place and she doesn't realize it a you want to kick the ball I've done it before it hurts really bad we've been hoping to rent something for the past few weeks it's just that every time we go to look for something to rent at the movie box there's nothing that we want to rent even for free with redeem codes yes that's bad when you don't even want something for free I don't even know if I'd watch half that stuff if they paid me the guy who just took our order for 50 c ice cream cones is a little too happy he was cracking me up he was singing yeah it's more than4 cents A1 four no a do7 oh where did I get a doll four I don't know are you eating our money again how you doing doing well 110 110 oh oh H thank you wower who's this bigger size Matters not this one has like a yellow tint to it they both have yellow go uhoh baby don't choke it's soft serve baby you're going to has smear it on your face you think you're sparing it on my face I just don't want it smeared all over the car good idea for dinner I need medicated foot cream and who puts that foot cream on your foot me tell us a story mom it's like they're watching TV but they're watching me we're still waiting for the story oh that's good enough oops got it are you watching with great interest mhm this is going to burn always does that's not so bad no doesn't hurt kind of concerns me oh no no here comes the burn it's burning it's owie good job sweetie you did it this is chicken Adobe I've been running lockr Nome since 1996 and I'm thinking about doing something slightly different with it now selling and reselling geeky and nerdy products Tech and non-tech stuff stuff that people want anyway stuff that people turn to me to tell them about why not it's very dark outside right now but please don't let that stop you from commenting liking and sharing all our videos\n"