The Art of Gaming: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at a Memorable Session

As we delve into the world of gaming, it's easy to get caught up in the excitement and forget about the little things that make a game tick. For our protagonist, this session was no exception. As they navigated through the frozen landscape, their attention was drawn to various aspects of the game that often go unnoticed.

"Fin clap chop I don't know where he went," our gamer muttered to themselves, pausing for a moment as they took in their surroundings. The sudden appearance of a critical error message served as a reminder to stay focused on the task at hand. "I think it after that well I don't know all right we have to go to fin clap chop I don't know where he went oh hello critical I know oh hello what's this gun do oh you kidding okay yeah what's this gun do oh clap Tower's in the snow there okay oh God hi hi hi that's an SMG all things have Clips in this game game that's not fun and the other one that was all like revolver things oh nice and how do I describe it like the characterization of the enemies like as far as like how difficult they'd be to kill or whatever is described by progressing like terms like badass and like brat and things like that."

As our gamer continued to navigate the game world, they encountered a range of challenging enemies. One particularly formidable foe was described as "badass" and "brat," highlighting the importance of adapting to changing circumstances in the game. The constant struggle to stay alive and overcome obstacles served as a reminder of the ever-present danger that lurks around every corner.

"I'm just saying yeah I really want to change my Mele cuz that's way too awkward whoever very close oh God no okay you're still alive where's he going do me a blind be thanks no no you can't use that on me I'm just saying yeah I really want to change my Mele cuz that's way too awkward whoever very close oh God no okay," our gamer muttered, their frustration with the game's mechanics becoming increasingly apparent.

Just as it seemed like things couldn't get any worse, a sudden ambush threw everything into chaos. The ensuing struggle to survive was marked by moments of panic and confusion, as our gamer struggled to cope with the rapidly changing circumstances. "I fell I got to experience them critical where's Health sure all right let me did you remap your melee yet oh no no no okay I was going to do that before we got ambushed oh I have a sniper awesome cool uh there we go sniper pistol combo oo I love this yes oh there's a Sprint okay left shift oh sorry I should have told you that there's Health here yeah you need it you can use it wait M yeah okay I don't know what to resign it to what does this do f is something else F yeah what's F I don't know activate skill oh well I'll just deal with it I hate messing with controls I love it all right where's the health it's somewhere Adam is anything on Mouse 3 no okay well the melee will be Mouse three where's melee melee oh okay yeah I guess that would be useful is mouse three the the scoll real button that's what I thought she's not a computer gamer it's okay wait I thought we found his eye oh I did but I have it not you I just thought it' automatically give it back to him instead of him running into things where is he up here H trying to keep him alive he's probably going to die without us oh it's one of those things this door H Tech Child's Play I'm sorry okay God but like it won't let me give it back it's said whole extra trade for like a I guess it was when I was pointing to you yeah probably Intruders well it was nice knowing you you're getting eaten alive by bully BS isn't such a bad way let me get that for you oh hello executing phase shift she's haxing the system you're welcome artificial intelligence into almost everything on this planet it's a long way to sanctu that Borderlands money the journey Ah that's a lot of money what's this it's not Health ammo ammo do you need it no more than you do at the moment well it says I'm full so oh it does yeah what okay I'll take it all right what is this oh oh that's cool oh I think I have an erection you want the shotgun oh no I'm awful with shotguns you can have it then why are you erecting because that's just an awesome little look okay you take that bit no never mind okay I can't have anything I'm full gotcha okay nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom all right oh yes yes so what did you say to open that one thingy that you just did what one thing the to change my well hold on let me I I okay I just don't know anything so this to the right is what I have equipped right yeah no no this is what I it says."

As our gamer continued to navigate the game world, they encountered a range of challenges and obstacles. The constant struggle to stay alive and overcome adversity served as a reminder of the importance of adaptability and quick thinking in the face of uncertainty.

The Art of Gaming: A Memorable Session

In the end, it was clear that this gaming session had been a memorable one. Despite the numerous challenges and setbacks, our gamer emerged from the experience with a newfound appreciation for the game's mechanics and a deeper understanding of their own limitations. As they closed out the session, it was impossible to help but feel a sense of excitement and anticipation for the next adventure that lay ahead.

"I love this game," our gamer sighed contentedly as they saved their progress. "I'll be back."

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enone where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the bounds not too bad I'm telling you anyway we're playing Borderlands there was the Vault yeah alen this is going to spoil the ending of the last one to the Warriors open the vault a container of tentacles and disappointment they vanish hello I M no treasure at all they were wrong you just wanted all of the attention didn't you of course the of they can only hear my voice my voice and my voice alone Pandora oh that's awesome shows Borderland to on my keyboard including the So Adam speaking of your voice why don't you tell them about that uh email that you got from Fiverr or from someone on Fiverr oh yeah that was really weird it was a really great opportunity I mean I don't know why I passed it up I have a couple vocal demo or voiceover thingies posted on fiverr.com where I can do voiceovers for people for five bucks I get a message on there saying that from somebody it just says I really love your voice I would love to talk to you on the phone sometime and then they listed some really weird email that sounds like a man's email cuz it was like Carl rogers.com or something certain Warriors yeah and then like a day later I get an email saying the exact same thing some call they they really want to hear my voice on the phone others call it's just kind of creepy I wonder why she wants to hear your voice I don't know my voice is really annoying to listen to our story and then in Psych class when I like talked and people kept freaking creepily staring at me oh my they were these girls that were sitting in front of us and they just kept looking back giving him the sex eyes and I was just like oh I see I was like freaking out and you know we're we're like I don't even know what it's obvious we're together and they're just like creepily looking at me and I'm just like slowly slouching in my chair trying to take up as little space as possible I just I don't understand and we just talked through the entire intro rues yeah that was I was play oh oh I don't like it when people talk through the intro okay fine I'll shut up well I mean I'm not watching it I don't give a do what we want Ain't No Rest For The Wicked money don't grow our trees poor Amal that's cool what was that necessary this is how we say hello in my country okay oh damn okay okay yeah hi oh well this isn't okay interesting so they're just going to kill off everyone before the game even starts yeah basically I don't understand how that works like no the train cannot be held sideways like that I don't even it that's us y yeah I have movies yeah what what where did he just pull that from a as the Commando are something those warts under her eyes guess that's why she's so mad she's ugly wait where' they go oh she did something see what how did how did he pull those from his Salvador that's me look at that ass oh that is awesome why can't I be that oh oh I like him I want to be oh hello set him some zero as a number game yoshimitsu Yoshi meu Yoshi mitu wow he uh he doesn't look too healthy Adventure but you're not welcome Pandora kidos what we went Kaboom yeah game's over guys have a good day everyone we we we lost the game that was Borderlands 2 uh yes okay what am I doing I him I already said that oh hm yeah click that what it gives me character customization nope what okay it's because she's I candy she doesn't need any customization no I think I might have told you to click the wrong thing damn it jerk I'm sorry you can change it when we play next cuz it'll let you it's not even letting me click anything else oh oh well so many options green you're green you were green you want that I don't care it's your character be that looks more badass name oh hey EOS Vox we'll fix what was her name Maya Maya let's go let's go on an Adventure Time Adventure sorry it's okay I break all of his things that's actually why he goes do so many builds yeah that's why my computer keeps down she just like kicks it spills stuff on it spits on it spits on it oh okay wait a minute you're not wait you're alive yes he's only talking to me this clap trap I can't even in allow me to introduce myself I am a CL move yet it's a cinematic swee hello can you shoot him dead oh I've got something for you jerk oh hello Eun things on the screen how do you have so much health let's get you inside how do you have so much health this is golden key now a hter I can okay why do you have a gun oh yeah know I can oh I have a gun why do you have health why don't I have health we should probably catch up with him okay for a reason is that Cortana I yeah here to help you whoa I just jumped far double jump I need health Adam stay with us I need help jum over heal me okay I got ammo that's on health though where ammo I got it jerk oh yeah you haven't actually played Borderlands one we should probably disussed I told you that yeah so she hasn't played the first one or the second one obviously but I haven't played the second one um so the Looting system in this game oh oh oh oh I found this yeah yay the Looting system in this game is just a matter of finding things and taking them well isn't that how all loot is yeah but usually well usually it's like distributed and stuff whereas in this oh damn that's harsh you just take it okay which kind of fits with the theme of the game but it also kind of sucks when you're trying to play cooperatively but we'll make it work everything's the best oh I got Health if i s about this it's only because my programmer made my default tone of voice depressed all right I know there's more stuff the creatures around here are dangerous none more than this bully Nam knuckle Drager shut up I don't want to hear you oh wow hello he has naughty pictures oh want see that's kind of creepy oh oh um that's awkward oh his legs are so why well that was lovely I was going to try to get some of dad ass hey I'm disappointed okay I got a reward okay well there's that hey did you take all my loot no what you jerich I just got a like achievement for that and you're going to take it I know that hero is there's nothing from the excruciating I'm taking all this stuff how is he still talking cuz he only took out his eye we need to find him a new eye somehow things oh wow you killed him I killed who I don't know there's lots of corpses oh hey baby oh you can't Crouch oh you can Crouch how Crouch see oh that's awkward you can remap it but where are we going retrieve clap trap's eye oh okay let's go this way nope yep okay huh oh God I wasn't listening what okay I see you you never listen to me I never listened anyone what are you talking about all right how do I know hey and I got all my health back thank God how do I know what my abilities are um but that marker on the map oh I didn't see that all right back in here let me check something real quick game play um can I get that ammo how'd to get ammo dead ammo what ammo or is that just what does ammo look like I it has like lines sticking up from it saying take no that's not where you at trying to find this dude Ros ey um oh do we have to like climb out of here somehow no that can't oh this way hey but up here now over here I don't want to be down there come on King of the rock thank you oh god I think I'm stuck okay you took my gun I found I can't believe you oh that was a gun yeah well oh God hello how' to drop congratulations on being a member of the premiere club I'm not a member h i i yeah you didn't take my gun apparently I found it oh uh oh God Guns different guns no guns uh oh we have to buy those things no these are all things we have right now um but it's showing that's showing how much they're worth like because we can sell them to buy them cuz oh God you have okay H this game has an infinite gun system W hello Shield oh that's cool that's your screen fight why am I talking like you are easy what is going on what the hell are you I thought I was the one who hadn't played this before but I haven't played the thisis one okay how do I turn this off one this one this one anyway um this game has an infinite gun system system in that it um I want this one this one you have those equipped already how just am I using that one oh hit two or scroll you can scroll all right what were you saying um this game has an infinite gun system where where it just randomly generates combinations of guns and stuff and so you can buy and sell them and try and unlock new stuff there's more stuff over here too I want to see stuff here you're going have that chest of it what chest it's not things all the things hey I don't know anything just let me get this open and we'll hunt ourselves oh yeah you can fast travel at some point cuz this game is like a mix of FPS and RPG it's seeing minion let me know if I'm going to run into anything here we go not the door he ran into something you didn't see that goofy right I walked I ran into air and floor oh he ran into it the wall I run and jump so far I love this God no no no I pressed Oh okay that's cool I like that oh hi oh are gone hello Cortana can ofu that is the only place you will be safe so is there like any uh is there a trading feature to share I think so um although it's not entirely necessary oh god oh hello hello we got a waypoint b b what's B that was my melee attack my melee oh hey that's awesome let's go if we don't get my we'll never get to sanctu all right oh God options keyboard mouse um key bindings oh that sounds lovely am I getting hurt oh no I feel like I'm missing something important about my character maybe I'll find that out later what what he's making your mom jokes shut up cord she's supposed to help us find things but I think in the last wait what when I went to pick something up it said fall but I picked it up anyway cuz I wasn't paying attention well I think it after that well I don't know all right we have to go to fin clap chop I don't know where he went oh hello critical I know oh hello what's this gun do oh you kidding okay yeah what's this gun do oh clap Tower's in the snow there okay oh God hi hi hi that's an SMG all things have Clips in this game game that's not fun and the other one that was all like revolver things oh nice and how do I describe it like the characterization of the enemies like as far as like how difficult they'd be to kill or whatever is described by progressing like terms like badass and like brat and things like that so out May you're oh yeah I can't pick up that red oh that's Health yeah that's say that's full oh okay well if you need it no I f up what's he talking about no attention in this game that's okay attention anything oh he had to dig him out oh well hey kid Jack here let me explain stop tripping you dumbass he's blind we still haven't found his eye okay you're still alive where's he going do me a blind be thanks no no you can't use that on me I'm just saying yeah I really want to change my Mele cuz that's way too awkward whoever very close oh God no okay hello oh god oh knuckle Drager oh God oh God oh God oh okay I don't like him wait how did that just come out of the car oh hey hello help help I can't like get him off you this is like not for dead but horrible I think he's stuck there oh wow what is this I'm just like jabbing him with my hands wiping him okay I don't think that was supposed to go that way we both leveled up so that's good oh and there's more oh me okay inappropriate all right all all right we're good for you all right not right now Cindy not right now uh there there's oh God oh God oh God I fell I got to experience them critical where's Health sure all right let me did you remap your melee yet oh no no no okay I was going to do that before we got ambushed oh I have a sniper awesome cool uh there we go sniper pistol combo oo I love this yes oh there's a Sprint okay left shift oh sorry I should have told you that there's Health here yeah you need it you can use it wait M yeah okay I don't know what to resign it to what does this do f is something else F yeah what's F I don't know activate skill oh well I'll just deal with it I hate messing with controls I love it all right where's the health it's somewhere Adam is anything on Mouse 3 no okay well the melee will be Mouse three where's melee melee oh okay yeah I guess that would be useful is mouse three the the scoll real button that's what I thought she's not a computer gamer it's okay wait I thought we found his eye oh I did but I have it not you I just thought it' automatically give it back to him instead of him running into things where is he up here H trying to keep him alive he's probably going to die without us oh it's one of those things this door H Tech Child's Play I'm sorry okay God but like it won't let me give it back it's said whole extra trade for like a I guess it was when I was pointing to you yeah probably Intruders well it was nice knowing you you're getting eaten alive by bully BS isn't such a bad way let me get that for you oh hello executing phase shift she's haxing the system you're welcome artificial intelligence into almost everything on this planet it's a long way to sanctu that Borderlands money the journey Ah that's a lot of money what's this it's not Health ammo ammo do you need it no more than you do at the moment well it says I'm full so oh it does yeah what okay I'll take it all right what is this oh oh that's cool oh I think I have an erection you want the shotgun oh no I'm awful with shotguns you can have it then why are you erecting because that's just an awesome little look okay you take that bit no never mind okay I can't have anything I'm full gotcha okay nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom all right oh yes yes so what did you say to open that one thingy that you just did what one thing the to change my well hold on let me I I okay I just don't know anything so this to the right is what I have equipped right yeah no no this is what I it says equipped right above it oh I don't pay attention you're sitting at such an awkward angleone where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the bounds not too bad I'm telling you anyway we're playing Borderlands there was the Vault yeah alen this is going to spoil the ending of the last one to the Warriors open the vault a container of tentacles and disappointment they vanish hello I M no treasure at all they were wrong you just wanted all of the attention didn't you of course the of they can only hear my voice my voice and my voice alone Pandora oh that's awesome shows Borderland to on my keyboard including the So Adam speaking of your voice why don't you tell them about that uh email that you got from Fiverr or from someone on Fiverr oh yeah that was really weird it was a really great opportunity I mean I don't know why I passed it up I have a couple vocal demo or voiceover thingies posted on fiverr.com where I can do voiceovers for people for five bucks I get a message on there saying that from somebody it just says I really love your voice I would love to talk to you on the phone sometime and then they listed some really weird email that sounds like a man's email cuz it was like Carl rogers.com or something certain Warriors yeah and then like a day later I get an email saying the exact same thing some call they they really want to hear my voice on the phone others call it's just kind of creepy I wonder why she wants to hear your voice I don't know my voice is really annoying to listen to our story and then in Psych class when I like talked and people kept freaking creepily staring at me oh my they were these girls that were sitting in front of us and they just kept looking back giving him the sex eyes and I was just like oh I see I was like freaking out and you know we're we're like I don't even know what it's obvious we're together and they're just like creepily looking at me and I'm just like slowly slouching in my chair trying to take up as little space as possible I just I don't understand and we just talked through the entire intro rues yeah that was I was play oh oh I don't like it when people talk through the intro okay fine I'll shut up well I mean I'm not watching it I don't give a do what we want Ain't No Rest For The Wicked money don't grow our trees poor Amal that's cool what was that necessary this is how we say hello in my country okay oh damn okay okay yeah hi oh well this isn't okay interesting so they're just going to kill off everyone before the game even starts yeah basically I don't understand how that works like no the train cannot be held sideways like that I don't even it that's us y yeah I have movies yeah what what where did he just pull that from a as the Commando are something those warts under her eyes guess that's why she's so mad she's ugly wait where' they go oh she did something see what how did how did he pull those from his Salvador that's me look at that ass oh that is awesome why can't I be that oh oh I like him I want to be oh hello set him some zero as a number game yoshimitsu Yoshi meu Yoshi mitu wow he uh he doesn't look too healthy Adventure but you're not welcome Pandora kidos what we went Kaboom yeah game's over guys have a good day everyone we we we lost the game that was Borderlands 2 uh yes okay what am I doing I him I already said that oh hm yeah click that what it gives me character customization nope what okay it's because she's I candy she doesn't need any customization no I think I might have told you to click the wrong thing damn it jerk I'm sorry you can change it when we play next cuz it'll let you it's not even letting me click anything else oh oh well so many options green you're green you were green you want that I don't care it's your character be that looks more badass name oh hey EOS Vox we'll fix what was her name Maya Maya let's go let's go on an Adventure Time Adventure sorry it's okay I break all of his things that's actually why he goes do so many builds yeah that's why my computer keeps down she just like kicks it spills stuff on it spits on it spits on it oh okay wait a minute you're not wait you're alive yes he's only talking to me this clap trap I can't even in allow me to introduce myself I am a CL move yet it's a cinematic swee hello can you shoot him dead oh I've got something for you jerk oh hello Eun things on the screen how do you have so much health let's get you inside how do you have so much health this is golden key now a hter I can okay why do you have a gun oh yeah know I can oh I have a gun why do you have health why don't I have health we should probably catch up with him okay for a reason is that Cortana I yeah here to help you whoa I just jumped far double jump I need health Adam stay with us I need help jum over heal me okay I got ammo that's on health though where ammo I got it jerk oh yeah you haven't actually played Borderlands one we should probably disussed I told you that yeah so she hasn't played the first one or the second one obviously but I haven't played the second one um so the Looting system in this game oh oh oh oh I found this yeah yay the Looting system in this game is just a matter of finding things and taking them well isn't that how all loot is yeah but usually well usually it's like distributed and stuff whereas in this oh damn that's harsh you just take it okay which kind of fits with the theme of the game but it also kind of sucks when you're trying to play cooperatively but we'll make it work everything's the best oh I got Health if i s about this it's only because my programmer made my default tone of voice depressed all right I know there's more stuff the creatures around here are dangerous none more than this bully Nam knuckle Drager shut up I don't want to hear you oh wow hello he has naughty pictures oh want see that's kind of creepy oh oh um that's awkward oh his legs are so why well that was lovely I was going to try to get some of dad ass hey I'm disappointed okay I got a reward okay well there's that hey did you take all my loot no what you jerich I just got a like achievement for that and you're going to take it I know that hero is there's nothing from the excruciating I'm taking all this stuff how is he still talking cuz he only took out his eye we need to find him a new eye somehow things oh wow you killed him I killed who I don't know there's lots of corpses oh hey baby oh you can't Crouch oh you can Crouch how Crouch see oh that's awkward you can remap it but where are we going retrieve clap trap's eye oh okay let's go this way nope yep okay huh oh God I wasn't listening what okay I see you you never listen to me I never listened anyone what are you talking about all right how do I know hey and I got all my health back thank God how do I know what my abilities are um but that marker on the map oh I didn't see that all right back in here let me check something real quick game play um can I get that ammo how'd to get ammo dead ammo what ammo or is that just what does ammo look like I it has like lines sticking up from it saying take no that's not where you at trying to find this dude Ros ey um oh do we have to like climb out of here somehow no that can't oh this way hey but up here now over here I don't want to be down there come on King of the rock thank you oh god I think I'm stuck okay you took my gun I found I can't believe you oh that was a gun yeah well oh God hello how' to drop congratulations on being a member of the premiere club I'm not a member h i i yeah you didn't take my gun apparently I found it oh uh oh God Guns different guns no guns uh oh we have to buy those things no these are all things we have right now um but it's showing that's showing how much they're worth like because we can sell them to buy them cuz oh God you have okay H this game has an infinite gun system W hello Shield oh that's cool that's your screen fight why am I talking like you are easy what is going on what the hell are you I thought I was the one who hadn't played this before but I haven't played the thisis one okay how do I turn this off one this one this one anyway um this game has an infinite gun system system in that it um I want this one this one you have those equipped already how just am I using that one oh hit two or scroll you can scroll all right what were you saying um this game has an infinite gun system where where it just randomly generates combinations of guns and stuff and so you can buy and sell them and try and unlock new stuff there's more stuff over here too I want to see stuff here you're going have that chest of it what chest it's not things all the things hey I don't know anything just let me get this open and we'll hunt ourselves oh yeah you can fast travel at some point cuz this game is like a mix of FPS and RPG it's seeing minion let me know if I'm going to run into anything here we go not the door he ran into something you didn't see that goofy right I walked I ran into air and floor oh he ran into it the wall I run and jump so far I love this God no no no I pressed Oh okay that's cool I like that oh hi oh are gone hello Cortana can ofu that is the only place you will be safe so is there like any uh is there a trading feature to share I think so um although it's not entirely necessary oh god oh hello hello we got a waypoint b b what's B that was my melee attack my melee oh hey that's awesome let's go if we don't get my we'll never get to sanctu all right oh God options keyboard mouse um key bindings oh that sounds lovely am I getting hurt oh no I feel like I'm missing something important about my character maybe I'll find that out later what what he's making your mom jokes shut up cord she's supposed to help us find things but I think in the last wait what when I went to pick something up it said fall but I picked it up anyway cuz I wasn't paying attention well I think it after that well I don't know all right we have to go to fin clap chop I don't know where he went oh hello critical I know oh hello what's this gun do oh you kidding okay yeah what's this gun do oh clap Tower's in the snow there okay oh God hi hi hi that's an SMG all things have Clips in this game game that's not fun and the other one that was all like revolver things oh nice and how do I describe it like the characterization of the enemies like as far as like how difficult they'd be to kill or whatever is described by progressing like terms like badass and like brat and things like that so out May you're oh yeah I can't pick up that red oh that's Health yeah that's say that's full oh okay well if you need it no I f up what's he talking about no attention in this game that's okay attention anything oh he had to dig him out oh well hey kid Jack here let me explain stop tripping you dumbass he's blind we still haven't found his eye okay you're still alive where's he going do me a blind be thanks no no you can't use that on me I'm just saying yeah I really want to change my Mele cuz that's way too awkward whoever very close oh God no okay hello oh god oh knuckle Drager oh God oh God oh God oh okay I don't like him wait how did that just come out of the car oh hey hello help help I can't like get him off you this is like not for dead but horrible I think he's stuck there oh wow what is this I'm just like jabbing him with my hands wiping him okay I don't think that was supposed to go that way we both leveled up so that's good oh and there's more oh me okay inappropriate all right all all right we're good for you all right not right now Cindy not right now uh there there's oh God oh God oh God I fell I got to experience them critical where's Health sure all right let me did you remap your melee yet oh no no no okay I was going to do that before we got ambushed oh I have a sniper awesome cool uh there we go sniper pistol combo oo I love this yes oh there's a Sprint okay left shift oh sorry I should have told you that there's Health here yeah you need it you can use it wait M yeah okay I don't know what to resign it to what does this do f is something else F yeah what's F I don't know activate skill oh well I'll just deal with it I hate messing with controls I love it all right where's the health it's somewhere Adam is anything on Mouse 3 no okay well the melee will be Mouse three where's melee melee oh okay yeah I guess that would be useful is mouse three the the scoll real button that's what I thought she's not a computer gamer it's okay wait I thought we found his eye oh I did but I have it not you I just thought it' automatically give it back to him instead of him running into things where is he up here H trying to keep him alive he's probably going to die without us oh it's one of those things this door H Tech Child's Play I'm sorry okay God but like it won't let me give it back it's said whole extra trade for like a I guess it was when I was pointing to you yeah probably Intruders well it was nice knowing you you're getting eaten alive by bully BS isn't such a bad way let me get that for you oh hello executing phase shift she's haxing the system you're welcome artificial intelligence into almost everything on this planet it's a long way to sanctu that Borderlands money the journey Ah that's a lot of money what's this it's not Health ammo ammo do you need it no more than you do at the moment well it says I'm full so oh it does yeah what okay I'll take it all right what is this oh oh that's cool oh I think I have an erection you want the shotgun oh no I'm awful with shotguns you can have it then why are you erecting because that's just an awesome little look okay you take that bit no never mind okay I can't have anything I'm full gotcha okay nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom all right oh yes yes so what did you say to open that one thingy that you just did what one thing the to change my well hold on let me I I okay I just don't know anything so this to the right is what I have equipped right yeah no no this is what I it says equipped right above it oh I don't pay attention you're sitting at such an awkward angle\n"