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The D-List: The Worst Foods to Eat While Driving
Recently, we asked the members of the Donut Underground about the worst foods to eat while driving. Today, we're testing to see just how terrible these foods are to consume in a car.
We're joined by my buddy, Nolan Sykes, who is often referred to as the hungriest guy I know. I'm James, and this is the D-List.
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I'm excited to share with you today's experiment. We're going to test some of the worst foods that people claim are terrible to eat while driving. Nolan, what do you think?
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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enYou've heard of Mukbang,this is Truck Bang!(tires squealing)We asked the members ofthe Donut Undergroundwhat are the worst foodsto eat while driving?and today we're gonna test to seejust how terrible thesefoods are to eat in a car.I'm joined by my buddy,the hungriest guy I know,Nolan Sykes.I'm James, and this is the D-List.- A big thanks to Curiosity Streamfor sponsoring today's video.Oh here, thanks for the ride.I'll tell Zack you said (grumbles).You know, I've learned a lotwhile traveling around thegalaxy with lizard people,but that's all I can say about it.I took the oath of scales tonever reveal their secrets,but if you have an itch for learninglet me introduce you to Curiosity Stream.Curiosity Stream is smartTV for your smart TV.They've got thousands ofstreamable documentariesand non-fiction TV showson topics like history,nature, science, good,technology, travel, and more.Lately, I've been watchingshows like "Ancient Engineering"and "Pizza: A Love Story."Fun fact, lizard people do not like pizza.Cheese runs right through them.Anyways, so whatever you'reinterested in learning,Curiosity Stream has an option for you.So click the link in the descriptionor go to CuriosityStream.com/DonutMediato get one full year for 14.99,that's 365 days, that's a lot of days.- Jeremiah Burton,you have broken the oath of scales.- No, I didn't.Cheese runs right through them.- You must be punished.- You'll never catch me.Eat Swiss, lizard scum.- Oh no, not Swiss cheese.- This first food wassuggested by Trevarious.- It's warm.- It's warm.It is chili dogs with extra chili.Dude, this is the-- This is the least bad.- This is like S tier bad to eat in a car.- I would never attempt this.- Never ever.- I would never attempt this on a drive.- Let's change ourshirts and test this out.So this car...Really easy to drive, huh?This car is harder than most,because it is a stick.- How am I gonna?- Okay, so you're goingwith your shifter hand.Yeah, you do the switch to shift.Easy.- It's easy.(James laughing)I can totally do this.(both laughing)- You look so happy.- I thought it wasgoing to be a nightmare.This is so easy.Look, down shift.- Big bump.- Fine.You were one-handing that plate.- Easy.Easy, not hard at all.- No problem.- Trevarious, it was a good shot,but turns out chili dogs are actuallyreally easy to eat while driving.The hot dog is a very convenient foodto begin with,and at the end of the day,chili's just a sauce on top of a dog.So if you build it correctly,then you can drive it.This next one was submitted by Whiep,Popsicles in the summer, no A/C.Fortunately for us, noneof our cars have A/C.So we can test this out.It's not that hot of a day today,so I thought, let's makethis a little bit melty.(blowtorch whirring)(upbeat music)Let's get in the truck and test these out.Now to me, this isn't super bad.I feel like my dad wouldeat Popsicles in the carconstantly in the summer.I did get some drips on me.- I think the one risk that you runwhen you're eating a Popsicle and drivingis the sticky factor.- Right.Got some sticky.- That's a lot of residueon there.- That's a lot.Now it's gonna go right on the shifter.It's on the steering wheel,the steering wheel's sticky.And you know what, thatmess snuck up on me.- Yeah.- I didn't see that mess coming.- We were really confidentabout a minute ago.It's a different kind of mess,not a visual mess, but if you're like me,I hate sticky-- I hate sticky stuff.- I hate it.- How does the moon cleanthe ice of its windshield?It uses a skyscraper.- Okay.- Popsicles are veryenjoyable to eat in the car,but you do have to be very carefulor you will have a veryannoying sticky mess.This next one was suggestedby a bunch of peopleand I tell you what, I100% agree with them.Bone-in chicken wings.All right.How you feeling so far?- Not confident.(James laughing)- Going for a flat, okay, classic choice.You're not even eating the whole wing.- What?- You gotta eat the whole wing, bud.People are gonna get mad at you.- Damn, that's good.- I gotta tell you, as your passenger,I am disgusted.- Oh, God.- Got a full ranched up wing.Oh no, it's getting slippery.Are you enjoying yourself?It seems like a pretty active activity.Gross.- Hands are getting pretty messy.- Oh no, sacrificing the shirt.- They're pretty good wings though.- Yeah?- Yeah.Oh god.- Did you dump the ranch?(both laughing)Wings are harder than Popsicles.- That was really difficult.- Well, that was gross.We all saw that eatingchicken wings with ranchin a car is not an ideal situationfor any of the parties involved.- Don't do it, let's move on.Let's just keep it moving.- This next food wassuggested by Gaming Genius.- The gaming genius?- The gaming genius themselves.- That's a fondue machine.You're gonna make me eat fonduein a car?- (laughs) Yeah.You're gonna look likeyou're covered in dookie.Nervous?- Little bit, little nervous.- Oh no, you'reputting it in between us.- Oh no!I had one pre-skewered, but it's...Okay.(sirens wailing)- Oh man, alreadynot off to a good start.- Here we go, big one.Big berry.- This is the first one withan actual weapon involved.- There is a component of danger here.- Like fondue is a messy thing in general.I wouldn't wear a white shirtto a fondue restaurant to begin with.- There's fondue restaurants?- Yeah, The Melting Pot,that's a fondue restaurant.I used to frequent as a child.- Oh.This is actually like-- Not that hard?You're making a huge mess.- I feel it, but itdoesn't feel as dangerousas the wings.- As the chicken wings?(siren wailing)Somebody called an ambulance for you.- Might be a hostage situation.- Would you like to play a game?- Oh, my pants.- You lost a berry.- How do I look, Max?- You look like yougot a cool soul patch.- All right.Well, I do, so.- It stinks in here.Nolan, fondue in a car.- Would not recommend.- Next food was submittedby several peopleand I gotta say I 100% agree with them.This to me, is a very hardfood to eat in general.- Can't wait.- It's definitely like a hangover the plate kind of food.- Oh, it's a very greasypaper bag, let me see that.- The greasy bag of hard-shell tacos.Oh no, dude, these are messy boys.- Yeah, sure.(James laughs)Okay.- Beautiful day in Southern California.One thing we have in LA is great tacos.- It's not bad.- I mean, the taco is a food I've eatingin a car before.- Me too, but there's a reasonyou don't do it too often.- You don't.And you don't usuallydo the crunchy tacos.- Did something just fall out of the roofonto my taco?- Oh god.I mean, if you get your timing right,it seems doable.- It's doable.And like, not a lot of peoplehave manual transmissions.- Oh, 100%, in an auto, youcould definitely eat a taco.- Auto you're totally fine.You could drive with your knees,all that dangerous stuff.- Taco-matic transmission.- Taco-matic.- You also have a little plate.- Yeah.I mean, if I didn't have the wrapper,all these fillings wouldbe all over the floor.- I thought it wouldbe a really messy one,but turns out 100% manageable.- Yeah.- Surprise of the episode.- Yeah, the messiest food in the wrapperwas one of the easier eats.- Well, I think that tacos originallydeveloped to be eaten on top of a horse.- If this was the hardestfoods to eat on a horseback,it would be a different episode.- Still waiting.One of these days they're gonna let memake some horse content.- What do we have next?- This next one wasanother popular request.Nolan, you wake up late,you jump in the shower,you're like, oh no, I havea meeting on the books,but you're hungry and yougotta get your brain goinggood in the morning,what is the most convenientbreakfast to eat in the car?- Probably a protein bar or something.- Probably.But today we're not doingmost convenient foods,we're doing messiest,and that's why we are having some cereal.- I see Max with a bowlof cereal in a bag.- Nolan, you're a big cereal guy.You love cereal.- I love cereal.- Do you put the milk in first?- No.- I think a lot of people do.It's like, why is that evenan argument or conversation.- That's a lot of milk.Okay, you can stop.You can stop at any time.You can stop at any time, James.- Okay, there we go.Just wanna give the people what they want.- All right.- Let's do it.- Let's go.It's a good think thatit's oat milk, yeah.Dairy milk would've been a problem.- Oh yeah.- This is great, dude.Oh, good.Big bump.(Nolan laughing)Going for that first bite.- As a passenger,it's pretty easy.(Nolan mumbles)- It's actually not too bad.- From a visual standpoint,this looks a lot more normal to methan like chicken wings.If I were in traffic andI saw you eating cereal,I'd be like, that's weird, but okay.- Chicken wings is like psychotic.- You're a psychopath.- For real.Afternoon, gentlemen.- That dude didn't even look twice.Chicken wings, the guy waslike, what is up, dude?(tires squealing)(James laughing)- My shirt got wet, I feel it.- Got some cereal on me.- There's a lot of Cheerioson my shirt, James.It is running down my belly.- It's cold.- It's cold.- So if we hadn't tried to do a launch,I think we could've comeback pretty unscathed,but as is, Nolan looks like a baby.(both laughing)Cereal, pretty fun and surprisingly,not very hard to eat in the car.- Yeah, just don't race anybody.- Don't race anybody while you're doing itor you'll have a lap full of milk.- Yep.- We are officially entering crazy town.This next item takes a long time to make.- Okay.- And you spent so much time smoking themthat you're late for work.- Oh no!- So you gotta eat them in the car.What is them you ask?I'm talking,♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪Big old sack of ribs.These are heavy.These are heavy, dude.Already messy.Ready to go back out?(both laughing)You're looking a littleworse for wear, my dude.- I feel full.- Big old lap full of ribs.Big old lap full of ribs.Lap full of ribs.- This is fun.Yeah, just gonna casually eat a rib.Oh, (beep).See, I can shift withthese three fingers here.- With your dainty fingers.You got your rib fingersand then you got your shifting fingers.- That's right.- This is another foodthat if I saw you in traffic eating itI would be like, you are weird.- You are insane.- Oh no!I gotta say, the chickenwings really grossed me out.I find this very funny looking.Like, the visual of this-- Makes up for it.- Is hilarious to me.Like, it's not gross,it's just very funny.You are just covered.- I feel disgusting.- So I think the ribsis not as gross to watchas the chicken wings were,but as you can see, Nolan isjust doused in barbecue sauce.We have reached the endof our messy food journeyand we are capping this video offwith a doozy.- I'm so full, James.I'm so full.- We're almost done,buddy, we're almost done.I didn't even think of this one.The Donut Underground,you're a bunch of psychos.The Donut Underground isour membership program,you can learn more about itby hitting the join buttondown below or I'll put alink in the description.We put up videos that don't make senseto go on the main channel.You get access to our Discord,it's a really fun time.- It's so fun to make me eat stuff, guys.Check it out.Oh, it's in a tin.- The final test.Crab's legs.(both laughing)- I've never had crab before?- Really?- I don't know how to do this.I'm supposed to do thatat 30 miles an hour?Oh, god.So let's give it a shot.I'm good.Felt like I had a huge booger in my nose.- It's probably chicken wings.(both laughing)- All right, oh my god.- Oh, good job, buddy.- All right.(James laughing)- You don't like them?- I do not like them.(James laughing)Oh, I do not like crab at all.I do not like crab.- It's good, it's like sweet meat.- It's not sweet meat.I'm sorry if you live in Maryland,I know you guys love your crab out there.I'm just not like that, you know?Out here we got fish tacos in California.Go ahead, I'm eating crab legs over here.- You got the right away.- I got the crab away.- The shocker of the century,eating crab's legs in a caris not the easiest thing,in fact, it is downright dangerous.- Awful idea.- Do not do it.The car stinks, our hands stink.Nolan, thank you so muchfor coming on this showand donating your bodyto science once again.Thanks to the Donut Undergroundfor helping us make this video.If you wanna see Nolan suffer even more,check out this episode of High Lowand High Low is comingback very, very, very soon.- Good plug.- Very excited about that.And before you rattle off in the comments,we Googled it and it is legalto eat in a car in California.I love you.- See ya.