Welcome to Turbo Dismount: A Game of Survival and Amusement

As Markiplier welcomed back his audience to Turbo Dismount, he couldn't help but feel a sense of nostalgia for the game. "I don't know, I miss this pose," he said with a chuckle, clearly enjoying the familiarity of the game's interface. However, it wasn't long before Markiplier realized that there had been two updates to the game since his last playthrough, and he was eager to see how they would impact the gameplay experience.

"I'm not sure I want to boggle up or down," Markiplier joked, acknowledging the potential risks of changing his strategy. "But I'd be defeating the point of Turbo Dismount if I don't try." With a resolute determination, Markiplier dove headfirst into the game, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.

As he navigated the game's levels, Markiplier couldn't help but appreciate the rhythmic undulation of the Boogie Bus. "The Boogie Bus is obviously for stuff and things," he quipped, demonstrating his playful personality. Despite his efforts, however, not every attempt was successful, and Markiplier found himself dodging obstacles with ease.

"I think the problem with the other one was that it was a little too...ow," Markiplier said, clearly frustrated by his own mistake. "Yep, okay." This time, he seemed more prepared for success, but still encountered setbacks when attempting to hit certain targets.

"Okay, what happened?" Markiplier asked himself, seemingly perplexed by the game's mechanics. "Tell me right here, tell me right how's it...Oh oh, I'm the head on the crowd!" It was clear that Markiplier had become fully immersed in the game, and his excitement was palpable.

As he continued to play, Markiplier couldn't help but notice the addition of new features and updates. "The question of the day is why they added this," he mused, pondering the game developers' intentions. "Okay, I got you...Oh ain't you just the most adorable little evil?" It was clear that Markiplier had developed a bond with the game's characters, particularly a certain character known as Miss Baum.

Markiplier found himself chuckling at the absurdity of certain situations, such as seeing a body with a skull face in the Boogie Bus. "This is why the Boogie Buses may have some favorite vehicles...Oh behind by Boogie Bus, I'll just okay you're gonna wait for me," he quipped, poking fun at his own situation.

Despite the challenges and setbacks, Markiplier remained determined to succeed in Turbo Dismount. He found solace in the game's silly moments, like when a gorilla was involved, or when he made a "terrible decision" that led to his downfall. As he continued to play, Markiplier couldn't help but appreciate the sheer entertainment value of the game.

In the end, Markiplier decided to call it a day, acknowledging that there had been enough "death for one day." He thanked his audience for watching and promised to return with more Turbo Dismount content when there were updates or demand for it. As he signed off, Markiplier couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement for the next challenge ahead.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhey no problem ain't nobody gonna stop the boogie buzz hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to turbo dismount I don't know I miss this pose but there's been two updates to this game since the last time that I played it so it's gonna get pretty interesting boggle up or down cuz I'd be defeating the point of turbo dismount haha something tells me this ain't gonna do oh my goodness oh Jesus oh my god how did I dodge every single one of those bastards oh well I just love the rhythmic undulation of the boogie bus because the boogie bus is obviously for stuff and things okay can we hit one could we hit one place one thank you oh well it's amazing how not many of these I hit do you like that me do you like humping the boogie bust me oh you're such a rapscallion you so confident Morgan Morgan Wow I think the problem with the other one was that it was a little too ow yep okay this seems to be oh hey oh cool all right what happened tell me right here tell me right how's it oh oh I'm the head on the crowd okay my head get all the way out here hello beautiful goodbye beautiful tell me what the hell happened to you I'm gonna make a damn bit of sense okay so well the question of the day is why they added this okay I got you Oh ain't you just the most adorable little evil I'm putting you on the boogie bus god damn you're so cute well that's weird okay well alright then I saw hilarious as I was hoping for well okay then you know let's cleared it out of the death box but nope too late for you my grundle my poor grundle there we go I don't know why that's so hilarious but it is cool I forgot that my mouse was recording that whole time so it's probably annoying great miss Baum we'll be getting down dirty I know hottie who is so provocative in sex okay all right that's something so ridiculous about seeing that body with a skull face this is why the boogie buses may have some favorite vehicle oh I've ever loved a vehicle more than the boogie bus for moral reasons Oh behind by boogie bus I'll just okay you're gonna wait for me great ah it's awesome praise be the boogie bus the booty bounce she'll lead us off to safety or something I don't know let's just go word must bobbin go I think I found and we're dead there's the remnants of another boogie bus here but my gorilla my grim gorilla - sure love this one boss don't know about this at least dad ass was nice before it happened it seems it's on a sub who I made a terrible decision Oh what happened it said improve lots of fun I'm beginning to think where did I go exploded don't ask I've been doing this for like five minutes you bested me up I have no reason for doing this shut up go away don't judge me all right I think that's enough death for one day thank you so much for watching turbo dismount I'll play it again when there's another update or if there's enough demand for it so thanks again check out the other videos at turbo dismount that I played in another exploding games down the description below thanks again everybody and as always I will see in the next video not exactly what we're going for youhey no problem ain't nobody gonna stop the boogie buzz hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to turbo dismount I don't know I miss this pose but there's been two updates to this game since the last time that I played it so it's gonna get pretty interesting boggle up or down cuz I'd be defeating the point of turbo dismount haha something tells me this ain't gonna do oh my goodness oh Jesus oh my god how did I dodge every single one of those bastards oh well I just love the rhythmic undulation of the boogie bus because the boogie bus is obviously for stuff and things okay can we hit one could we hit one place one thank you oh well it's amazing how not many of these I hit do you like that me do you like humping the boogie bust me oh you're such a rapscallion you so confident Morgan Morgan Wow I think the problem with the other one was that it was a little too ow yep okay this seems to be oh hey oh cool all right what happened tell me right here tell me right how's it oh oh I'm the head on the crowd okay my head get all the way out here hello beautiful goodbye beautiful tell me what the hell happened to you I'm gonna make a damn bit of sense okay so well the question of the day is why they added this okay I got you Oh ain't you just the most adorable little evil I'm putting you on the boogie bus god damn you're so cute well that's weird okay well alright then I saw hilarious as I was hoping for well okay then you know let's cleared it out of the death box but nope too late for you my grundle my poor grundle there we go I don't know why that's so hilarious but it is cool I forgot that my mouse was recording that whole time so it's probably annoying great miss Baum we'll be getting down dirty I know hottie who is so provocative in sex okay all right that's something so ridiculous about seeing that body with a skull face this is why the boogie buses may have some favorite vehicle oh I've ever loved a vehicle more than the boogie bus for moral reasons Oh behind by boogie bus I'll just okay you're gonna wait for me great ah it's awesome praise be the boogie bus the booty bounce she'll lead us off to safety or something I don't know let's just go word must bobbin go I think I found and we're dead there's the remnants of another boogie bus here but my gorilla my grim gorilla - sure love this one boss don't know about this at least dad ass was nice before it happened it seems it's on a sub who I made a terrible decision Oh what happened it said improve lots of fun I'm beginning to think where did I go exploded don't ask I've been doing this for like five minutes you bested me up I have no reason for doing this shut up go away don't judge me all right I think that's enough death for one day thank you so much for watching turbo dismount I'll play it again when there's another update or if there's enough demand for it so thanks again check out the other videos at turbo dismount that I played in another exploding games down the description below thanks again everybody and as always I will see in the next video not exactly what we're going for you\n"